Rumour Huge cover up with the 'alleged' McKay twins

[Chairman Zia]

Haven't really proven anything. Game finishes at 5pm, wheels up on the concorde, in Perth by 7pm, game starts at 8pm.

lol, playing two games in close succession, Harry dominates at both end….

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

When he plays for North he does a good job of pretending to be s**t.

 

[Slats]

 

[Concussion test]

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Seems like the journos are finally starting to break ranks. Fully expect the Kangas and blues to hold a joint presser and confess all soon.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I love how there are people posting on this thread who are committed to arguing that the OP isn't true, going as far as posting proof.

Quintessential Big Footy.

 

[deanc]

I love how there are people posting on this thread who are committed to arguing that the OP isn't true, going as far as posting proof.

Quintessential Big Footy.

The King twins are also pulling a fast one..!

It's actually common knowledge that Max plays for both the Saints and Suns. After being drafted, Ben took off with some mates to Europe on holiday and never returned and now runs a shop selling weed and marital aids in Amsterdam - and you didn't hear this from me, but apparently he is also a male stripper at night...?

Refer enclosed, this is Ben's shop on the right...

 

[Brick Loosener]

They've played in different states on the same day four times this year: R6, R7, R14, and last weekend

Harry has alien time travel technology confirmed.

 

[iBeng]

Portal tech.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Harry has alien time travel technology confirmed.

Portal tech.

I've been striving to develop this technology myself. The problem is that a fly got into the machine just as I was transposing. The result isn't as I'd hoped.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Huge relief to read the OP.

I came in hoping it wasn't going to be another one like the Western Bulldogs / Atkins twins rumour.

 

[Mofra]

The King twins are also pulling a fast one..!

It's actually common knowledge that Max plays for both the Saints and Suns. After being drafted, Ben took off with some mates to Europe on holiday and never returned and now runs a shop selling weed and marital aids in Amsterdam - and you didn't hear this from me, but apparently he is also a male stripper at night...?

Refer enclosed, this is Ben's shop on the right...

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According the the sign in the window, Paul Seedsman has a financial interest in that establishment

 

[The 747]

Concerning for Carlton that McKay played for North yesterday but chose to sit out their game.

 

[Werewolf]

I've been striving to develop this technology myself. The problem is that a fly got into the machine just as I was transposing. The result isn't as I'd hoped.

You need better quality flux capacitors. The cheap ones will always let you down

 

[Pistol Night]

You need better quality flux capacitors. The cheap ones will always let you down

And cheap plutonium

 

[KGBeast]

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Sounds like the plot from a Disney movie

 

[Doss]

I can confirm the OP's info.

But, with a twist. Was actually Harry that fell in with the Brazilian lady. So it is in fact Ben who is playing the double act. North are constantly left wondering why he leaves his best footy for his 'Harry' Carlton alter ego.

 

[Aussie in exile]

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The plot thickens..

Good communication is a wonderful thing

 

[Lance Uppercut]

The King twins are also pulling a fast one..!

It's actually common knowledge that Max plays for both the Saints and Suns. After being drafted, Ben took off with some mates to Europe on holiday and never returned and now runs a shop selling weed and marital aids in Amsterdam - and you didn't hear this from me, but apparently he is also a male stripper at night...?

Refer enclosed, this is Ben's shop on the right...

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Ooh I've been to that cafe!

 

[Slats]

 

[Lance Uppercut]

*Sheeple

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Phewwww, I assumed this was going to be about them being lovers. Knowing there’s only one of them now, definitely can’t be true.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Huge loss for Carlton but massive for the Meme

 

[The 747]

Huge loss for Carlton but massive for the Meme

He played well yesterday, maybe a load off his mind with a few weeks off Carlton work coming up?

 

[Slats]

UPDATE: Kangaroos defender accepts ban

Graded as careless conduct, medium impact and high contact, the incident was classified as a one-match sanction as a first offence

www.nmfc.com.au

Wake up, sheeple.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Busted because Ben and Harry both played on August 15th last year a few hours apart on opposite sides of the country:

AFL Tables - North Melbourne v Brisbane Lions - Sat, 15-Aug-2020 2:35 PM - Match Stats

AFL Tables - Fremantle v Carlton - Sat, 15-Aug-2020 6:10 PM (8:10 PM) - Match Stats

Obviously there's the left/right foot preference as well, but nice try OP

Harry travels from a mirror universe via a rip in the time/space continuum…