Hypotheticals

[Taylor]

A punch to the face from Mike Tyson is a great story to tell the kids. A load to the face from Mike Tyson is still a great story to tell the kids, but he is famous for punching.

I'll take the punch.

If he punched me in the face it turns into world news.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

A punch to the face from Mike Tyson is a great story to tell the kids. A load to the face from Mike Tyson is still a great story to tell the kids, but he is famous for punching.

I'll take the punch.

Think he is also famous for shooting his load where it's not wanted.

 

[NSWCROW]

Pfft Alan from THE HANGOVER took a punch and lived.

You sussbeaters enjoy your PSF

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

A load to the face from Mike Tyson?

I'd bottle that and use it to make my children ffs

 

[Procrastinator35]

Why does every big footy thread have to end up with someone jacking off?....Even hypothetically FFS

As an aside, those two are the only two people left in the world definitely known to be born before 1900.

Struth, 3 centuries hey....Now that's definitely something worth talking about.

 

[exe ex machina]

Why does every big footy thread have to end up with someone jacking off?....Even hypothetically FFS



Struth, 3 centuries hey....Now that's definitely something worth talking about.

Brains like you and me are rare on BF

 

[Procrastinator35]

Brains like you and me are rare on BF

Please don''t supply them with more ammunition.

 

[exe ex machina]

Please don''t supply them with more ammunition.

It can be fun to arm them in order to laugh at them

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Why does every big footy thread have to end up with someone jacking off?....Even hypothetically FFS

I never specified how he got to the point of climax. You can use your imagination on that one.

 

[superfraser]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[Old M8]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

If a woman was impregnated by a shark, there would be a chance.

 

[ash_1050]

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[exe ex machina]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[Percel]

Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody find out about it?
or
Would you rather not have sex with a goat and have everybody think you did?

I would take part A, even with multiple goats, the benefits far outweigh part B

 

[Percel]

Would you rather:

Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of their lives?

Or

Join in once to never have to see them go at it again?

The mind boggles.

Has Mum got skillz?

 

[M Malice]

Which would you rather take?

a) a punch to the face from Mike Tyson
b) a load to the face from Mike Tyson

c) a bite to the face from Mike Tyson

 

[Helen Wheels]

What if the second oldest living person brutally murdered the oldest living person to attempt to claim the Guinness world record?


Would Guinness consider that cheating, and therefore not award the record?

Or would it just be frowned upon, and they'd have to give them the record?

A brutal murder like something out of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre might upset the people from Guinness, so a nice, discreet murder -- let's say by carbon monoxide or putting a pillow over their face while they slept -- might be the wiser course of action. Hope this has been of some small assistance.

 

[Hoffy95]

If he punched me in the face it turns into world news.

And if you took a load to the face it probably wouldn't be news at all.

 

[Hoffy95]

If there was a DNA test to see if a baby was gay, would Christians choose to keep it alive or abort it?

 

[exe ex machina]

If there was a DNA test to see if a baby was gay, would Christians choose to keep it alive or abort it?

They would raise it to be a priest in the Catholic church.

 

[Helen Wheels]

If there was a DNA test to see if a baby was gay, would Christians choose to keep it alive or abort it?

They would make it their life's mission to "cure" it.

 

[Catfish Alley]

You could have just asked that question about the religious in general. Hard to think of a doctrine that's pro-gay.

 

[Taylor]

And if you took a load to the face it probably wouldn't be news at all.

Exactly, a shower later and it is in the past

 

[Hoffy95]

Exactly, a shower later and it is in the past

If not it makes for a great moisturiser.

Wait wat.