Universal Love I <3 the Media - snippets thread

[valkorum]

http://www.6pr.com.au/news/lyon-weve-got-a-long-way-to-go-20150427-1mundp.html

Here is a link to the Lyon interview from this week, haven't seen it posted elsewhere.

Its on the Freo main page (bottom right)

 

[Arcassius]

I'm not sure where to start with this one - translation gone wrong?

http://www.gazetteherald.com/good-r...stein-if-charged-by-match-review-panel/18492/

"
Todd Goldstein becomes the second gamer impoverished due to new committee technique, instead of just supported with tinnitus, if the man is incurred the go with general info electrical panel for getting a shock that often felled Fremantle’s Hayden Ballantyne with the week.

The Kangaroos ruckman will probably have become a member of GWS’ Jeremy Cameron and Sydney’s Jarrad McVeigh as confronting result of accidents obviously located on the marginal between countries and suspensions.

Goldstein appeared to be chasing his Fremantle attacker Aaron Sandilands, who is before the clearance delight that are caused by the Dockers’ back little hole, once Ballantyne required to dam his route. Before the actors collided, with the use of Ballantyne spraying from Goldstein’s piece, the ruckman elevated his right part, exterior which you will find that made the highest communicate with to really Ballantyne. The Dockers forward essential the aid of personal trainers but managed to go on using."

 

[Lost_Deputy]

I'm not sure where to start with this one - translation gone wrong?

http://www.gazetteherald.com/good-r...stein-if-charged-by-match-review-panel/18492/

"
Todd Goldstein becomes the second gamer impoverished due to new committee technique, instead of just supported with tinnitus, if the man is incurred the go with general info electrical panel for getting a shock that often felled Fremantle’s Hayden Ballantyne with the week.

The Kangaroos ruckman will probably have become a member of GWS’ Jeremy Cameron and Sydney’s Jarrad McVeigh as confronting result of accidents obviously located on the marginal between countries and suspensions.

Goldstein appeared to be chasing his Fremantle attacker Aaron Sandilands, who is before the clearance delight that are caused by the Dockers’ back little hole, once Ballantyne required to dam his route. Before the actors collided, with the use of Ballantyne spraying from Goldstein’s piece, the ruckman elevated his right part, exterior which you will find that made the highest communicate with to really Ballantyne. The Dockers forward essential the aid of personal trainers but managed to go on using."

Better read than some of the other trash making the rounds

 

[Lach72]

Where's that dinosaur meme?

 

[greatgatsby]

I'm not sure where to start with this one - translation gone wrong?

http://www.gazetteherald.com/good-r...stein-if-charged-by-match-review-panel/18492/

"
Todd Goldstein becomes the second gamer impoverished due to new committee technique, instead of just supported with tinnitus, if the man is incurred the go with general info electrical panel for getting a shock that often felled Fremantle’s Hayden Ballantyne with the week.

The Kangaroos ruckman will probably have become a member of GWS’ Jeremy Cameron and Sydney’s Jarrad McVeigh as confronting result of accidents obviously located on the marginal between countries and suspensions.

Goldstein appeared to be chasing his Fremantle attacker Aaron Sandilands, who is before the clearance delight that are caused by the Dockers’ back little hole, once Ballantyne required to dam his route. Before the actors collided, with the use of Ballantyne spraying from Goldstein’s piece, the ruckman elevated his right part, exterior which you will find that made the highest communicate with to really Ballantyne. The Dockers forward essential the aid of personal trainers but managed to go on using."

Article was written by the same bloke who translates assembly instructions in Japanese products. He gets plenty of work.

 

[Randomizor]

I'm not sure where to start with this one - translation gone wrong?

http://www.gazetteherald.com/good-r...stein-if-charged-by-match-review-panel/18492/

"
Todd Goldstein becomes the second gamer impoverished due to new committee technique, instead of just supported with tinnitus, if the man is incurred the go with general info electrical panel for getting a shock that often felled Fremantle’s Hayden Ballantyne with the week.

The Kangaroos ruckman will probably have become a member of GWS’ Jeremy Cameron and Sydney’s Jarrad McVeigh as confronting result of accidents obviously located on the marginal between countries and suspensions.

Goldstein appeared to be chasing his Fremantle attacker Aaron Sandilands, who is before the clearance delight that are caused by the Dockers’ back little hole, once Ballantyne required to dam his route. Before the actors collided, with the use of Ballantyne spraying from Goldstein’s piece, the ruckman elevated his right part, exterior which you will find that made the highest communicate with to really Ballantyne. The Dockers forward essential the aid of personal trainers but managed to go on using."

They have automated systems that write articles now. They obviously didn't spend enough on this one though...

 

[Seppo]

That article sounds like it was written in English, translated to Japanese and translated back.

Could be a fum excercise to do this with other AFL weekly game reviews!

Great find Arcassius How did you come across this?

 

[Nickos66]

I'm not sure where to start with this one - translation gone wrong?

http://www.gazetteherald.com/good-r...stein-if-charged-by-match-review-panel/18492/

"
Todd Goldstein becomes the second gamer impoverished due to new committee technique, instead of just supported with tinnitus, if the man is incurred the go with general info electrical panel for getting a shock that often felled Fremantle’s Hayden Ballantyne with the week.

The Kangaroos ruckman will probably have become a member of GWS’ Jeremy Cameron and Sydney’s Jarrad McVeigh as confronting result of accidents obviously located on the marginal between countries and suspensions.

Goldstein appeared to be chasing his Fremantle attacker Aaron Sandilands, who is before the clearance delight that are caused by the Dockers’ back little hole, once Ballantyne required to dam his route. Before the actors collided, with the use of Ballantyne spraying from Goldstein’s piece, the ruckman elevated his right part, exterior which you will find that made the highest communicate with to really Ballantyne. The Dockers forward essential the aid of personal trainers but managed to go on using."

*Translated by Bing

 

[Arcassius]

That article sounds like it was written in English, translated to Japanese and translated back.

Could be a fum excercise to do this with other AFL weekly game reviews!

Great find Arcassius How did you come across this?

I have a news alert for any article that mentions 'fremantle dockers' - i'm tragic enough to read every single thing about the club.

 

[clogged]

That's just one of those fake SEO cheating sites isn't it?

 

[Arcassius]

That's just one of those fake SEO cheating sites isn't it?

I reckon so - on the bright side, at least it was topical

 

[estibador]

Are we sure Haggers didn't write it after a long lunch?

 

[Arcassius]

Are we sure Haggers didn't write it after a long lunch?

It makes too much sense to be Haggers

 

[Arcassius]

Went looking to see if there were any articles on the west about Freo ...

Here's the homepage for sports -

Clicked on the pay dispute story since it had a photo of Pav's nose on it

Ahh, found it! All the photos and videos are dockers related. Must be our token story for the day GG