I am perfectly capable of making a campaigner of myself without being drunk

[SaltPeter]

I think Red Mist pretended this on his behalf.

Aaaah, ok

 

[Bodicifer]

Anyone who can make a campaigner of themselves without being drunk, is a friend of mine

 

[Art Corvelay]

Imagine pretending you died on a forum. Poor form.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

OP sits down to pee.