I annoint thee Sir Demon Neil.

[Queen Elizabeth]

Long has the football world lived under the dark spectre of the 3 Scums. Their foul stench hung over the competition like a cancerous lung couging bile & phlegm on the innocent.

Thankfully this weekend has seen 2 of those Scums banished to the netherworld & a new champion of the people emerge.

Blessed is the Demon footballer. The white knight who fights for good against the evil teenage bandwagon snot nosed Essendon filth.

I grant you Neil Daniher a chest of gold if your troops slaughter the common gutter trash from Wimpy Hill.

And don't stop with the players. Take the fight into the stands & wipe out the zit faced vermin who proclaim loyalty to the heathen god Sheedy.

God's speed Demons.
Slaughter the Scum.

 

[Frank Rizzo (Republican)]

Here! Here! Queenie.

I don't like you much but I agree with you this time. Essenscum really are white trash.

 

[Prince Charles]

Good call Mumsy!

 

[Paddy]

Where's the IRA when you want them?