I Bet My Left Nut That... (2017 Edition)

[Jhye Clark 13]

Think this is the eighth year in a row I've made this thread

What do you bet will happen this exchange period? I bet my left nut that Bryce Gibbs will be a Crow by the end of the trade period (lost out on this one last year), and that three more Giants (Kennedy, Smith and Griffen) will be headed to the Blues.

Please tell me how you're betting a left nut you don't have.

 

[Mr Fonebone]

I don't have any nuts left too so can I bet next year's left nut that Hogan will be a Docker at the end of this trade period?

 

[HairyO]

I bet my left nut that Puopolo will end up at GWS.

You could go one step further. He will go for way lower than the pick 50 which BF seems to have valued him at.

 

[nineteen eighty]

I have 2 left nuts after winning my bet on the weekend...

One of them is on the line re: the following:

Miles to Brisbane as part of the Schache deal...

 

[longdonkey]

I bet my left nut...
1. Hawthorn will end up with a first round draft pick for this draft.
2. Dogs will get Lever
3. Melbourne will get Stringer
4. North will get nobody of note
5. Rocky will be at Essendon
6. Puopolo will be at GWS
7. Gibbs will be at Adelaide
8. Carlton will get Matt Kennedy

A broken clock is right twice a day, right?

You started out pretty scratchy but 4,6,7,8 will all be on the mark.

 

[Watsclarkosmob]

Lachlan Keeffe will not be at Collingwood next year.

 

[Watsclarkosmob]

schache to pies for pick 6

Your avatar makes me angry.

 

[Soups]

Lachlan Keeffe will not be at Collingwood next year.

Thank god.

 

[Danger in Texas]

I don't have any nuts left too so can I bet next year's left nut that Hogan will be a Docker at the end of this trade period?

And this is why you don't have any nuts left

 

[SizeMatters]

Your avatar makes me angry.

Being from Brisbane you'll be able to watch him every week.

 

[Go Woods]

Another side will break its premiership drought in 2018.

 

[Deep]

Geelong get reamed in the trade period. Again.

 

[Watsclarkosmob]

Being from Brisbane you'll be able to watch him every week.

Would love to go to games with LARGE numbers of Hawthorn people in Hawthorn colours and just cheer him on.

 

[PenAndPaper]

You started out pretty scratchy but 4,6,7,8 will all be on the mark.

Just coming home strong

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Pretty sure i lost my left nut in last year's edition, so i'll have to pony up my right.

Collingwood will take pick 6 to the draft.

Yes i agree, but you'd be conservative too if you only had one left.

 

[Edmund hunt]

I bet my left nut that
.Watts will end up in Sydney
.Tippett in Freo or Melbourne
.Lever to the Demons
. Motlop to the Gold Coast
. Rockliff to the Power

 

[CaptainChardonnay]

Kurt Tippett will be at Collingwood

Yeah. Why the * not. You need a New Jesse White. We're happy to indulge you......... again.

 

[Lemma]

Another side will break its premiership drought in 2018.

That can't not be true

 

[Chrizzt]

I don't have any nuts left too so can I bet next year's left nut that Hogan will be a Docker at the end of this trade period?

Yes but according to trading rules you may then not trade any further nuts from that year.

 

[Majunga]

Just do a Stringer and double or nothing mate.

Make 6 'left nut' bets and see if you can break even by trade period end.

I'm a good judge of character and despite a history of poor left but bets, I'm backing you in son.

I'm so confident that I'll bet my left nut that your next 'reasonable' left nut bet will be the one that comes in.

You guys are going to need a kickstarter page for a nut factory + orchids.

 

[Two Eyes]

I bet my left nut that Hawthorn will bugger north out of pick 4 for one of their plodders.

That's a terrible bet! You either lose your left nut or pick 4.

 

[Two Eyes]

Yes but according to trading rules you may then not trade any further nuts from that year.

* Unless you're Geelong.

 

[Wally Walpamur]

I've already bet my left nut, so, I bet my right nut the hosts on trade radio are sick of being asked "how are you going."

Callers, please refrain from asking because they're "good."

 

[Rimmer]

I am thinking the regulars here might technically be the owners or only right nuts. Don't hold your breath for a collect here ... some Carlton guy has a tidy collection of left nuts compliments of the Richmond cheer squad who didn't feel Richmond would chase Chris Yarran.

On the upside for the cheer squad it makes it easier to hit those high notes in the club song.

 

[DaveLister]

I bet my left nut that
.Watts will end up in Sydney
.Tippett in Freo or Melbourne
.Lever to the Demons
. Motlop to the Gold Coast
. Rockliff to the Power

Worst list management decision since mayne to pies