I blame:
- The goal umpire in the 97 Preliminary Final for not paying Libba's point as a goal
- Mark West and James Cook for missing easy shots in the last quarter in the 97 Preliminary Final
- Paul Hudson for not shepherding
- Terry Wallace for not moving someone else on to Darren Jarman in the 97 Preliminary Final or telling our worst player to just give him a right hook and knock him out
- Terry Wallace for playing Libba on McLeoud and Smith on Robran in the 1998 Preliminary Final
- The entire team in the 1999 final against West Coast for putting in a disgraceful performance
- Terry Wallace for leaving our list in a rubbish state in 2002 and then leaving
- Nathan Brown for nicking off to Richmond when he was our best player
- Peter Rohde/Stephen Newport for being the worst coach/football manager I've ever seen, squandering plum draft picks and bringing in Koops, Street etc
- Rodney Eade for not addressing our lack of a key forward much earlier than when he went for Barry Hall
- The entire team for their disgraceful performance in the 2008 final against Hawthorn
- The umpire in the last quarter of the 2008 final against Geelong for not paying Brad Johnson a free kick in the last quarter
- The entire team for a poor performance - after being in red hot form in the weeks prior - in the 2009 final against Geelong
- Brian Lake for stupidly giving Nick Riewoldt the chance to take a swan dive in the 2009 Preliminary Final
- Nick Riewoldt for disgracefully taking a swan dive in the 2009 Preliminary Final
- The umpire in the 2009 Preliminary Final for awarding Nick Riewoldt with a free kick and a goal for his swan dive in the 2009 Preliminary Final
- The umpires in the 2009 Preliminary Final for several other disgraceful decisions
- Lindsay Gilbee, Callan Ward and Ryan Griffen amongst others for missing easy shots in the 2009 Preliminary Final
- Tom Williams for constantly being injured
- Shaun Higgins for constantly being injured
- Ryan Griffen for leaving and the way in which he handled the leaving
- Brendan McCartney for being an average (at best) coach and alienating players and football department staff by acting like a campaigner
- Liam Jones for being a sook and nicking off after all the chances and faith we'd shown him
- Really ****en awful bad luck for Libba doing his knee ten minutes into a pissy practice match
Aside from that I'm all right