I challenge anyone to read this and hold their lunch down

[TerryWallet]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/dane-swan/story-e6frecnu-1226609088121


First off, i feel sorry for Dane Swan that he has these 3 utterly embarrassing human beings, Mark Robinson, Eddie McGuire and Liam Pickering all trying to outdo each other in this "Dane Swan melodrama" that nobody except these leeches gives a hoot about.

McGuire really out does himself in this article. He is shameless, and would even make my namesake Terry Wallet look like a stand up straight shooter. The man really has no self awareness gene.

Then there is Robbo...

Chief Football Writer for the biggest selling s**t sheet in town, former journalist of the Year....MY GOD. This article is a new low, even in his Hall of Shame. For heavens sake News Ltd, if you're going to employ this buffoon at least give him a sub editor.

 

[Beerfish]

Had to stop at "It was act of delinquency".

 

[yaco55]

I blame the subbies !

 

[Turkey Tom]

Going on that article the new Pope should start a investigation into making him Saint Dane. :-D

 

[Mkcaptain]

Going on that article the new Pope should start a investigation into making him Saint Dane. :-D

He has performed a few miracles

 

[bradrowe#32]

That article made me punch my dog in the face.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Another Terrible article from a terrible 'journalist' in Slobbo. He is the worst muppet in the footy media.
Enough of the sanctimonious "Swan's just a misunderstood bloke from Broady" s**t.

 

[De Iulio2Wiggins]

The Robbo version
"Dane Swan was a nobody when he and a couple of mates touched up a security guard at Federation Square in 2003. It was act of delinquency that caused pain and hurt."

Evidence actually produced to the court
"At one point Mr Celano was on the ground being punched and kicked by Swan, Carey and Ramsay, the QC said, and he was also hit with a Maglite torch.

Mr Heaton told the jury they could see Swan run past Carey and Ramsay and punch Mr Celano when he appeared to be trying to get up from the ground.

... as a result of the assault Mr Heaton said Mr Celano, 45, was left with fractures to his eye socket, cheekbone and the bridge of his nose, he coughed up blood and lost consciousness."

Kade Carey happened to punch a copper in the face during this 'delinquent' 'touching up'. The cleaner sued them and received $100k.


Reports Robbo cried for days after the death of Saddam Hussein and the loss of his lucrative contract to write the former dictator's biography, for which he already had a title - Saddam: Funny and Harmless Foreign Guy.

 

[Micksy]

Was there a plug for it in AFL360 this week?

 

[Micksy]

... as a result of the assault Mr Heaton said Mr Celano, 45, was left with fractures to his eye socket, cheekbone and the bridge of his nose, he coughed up blood and lost consciousness."

Well, yeah, but at least his Nanna didn't have to read mean stories about him in The Age.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got, he's just, he's just Eddie from the block.

 

[Ghostwriter]

I asked a female friend for an opinion.
She said: "He's a bad boy with a wicked sparkle in his eyes. It's endearing. And he's not caught up with prettiness off the field. From his clothes to his words. He is who he is."

Pure poetry, wonder who this 'female friend' is?, quoting someone but not naming them, quality journalism.

 

[Fastback]

Amazingly, he was able to hang with an infant.

It reminded me of an article I read about a gorilla which had been held in captivity and domesticated over a 10 year period.

I wonder if Swanny can wipe his own ass too?