I did not buy the 1944 premiership cup

[Sir Bert Newton]

Its profoundly untrue, and Im deeply upset by the news that I had the nerve to purchase the 1944 Fitzroy Premiership cup.
I resent these wild accusations, and will be pressing charges against everyone who has abused me.
And I did buy a Fitzroy Membership in 1996 it was sold to me at an end of season trip,by a man who cliams he started the 1983
chicken festival in Broadmeadows,
thank you

 

[Captain Sensible]

There was no cup awarded in 1944. The first cup was awarded in 1958.(I think) So its a good thing you didnt buy it, it was a forgery.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Oh well, let's see what Gabriel is cooking for us in the kitchen, Bert! Or maybe, you can take us over to Buyers World where we can get ripped off by some fly-by-nighters?

 

[Sir Bert Newton]

Hey what the hell are you talking about the first cup was presented in 1958
you know nothing
and if you don't watch yourself I'll have big kev come over and smear his crap cleaning shit in your face