Politics & Government I like the feeling of...

[Plugger35]

That feeling of horror when you realise you've lost your phone, wallet or keys. Swearing; panic-stricken; slapping your pants pockets like a fool; trying to think where you've dropped it. And then 20 seconds later, the euphoria that washes over you when you find it again in the breast pocket of your jacket. Ahhhh, BLISS!!! What a relief that I'm a just a dickhead and I didn't lose it after all...

I often lose my phone, wallet or keys when they slide down beside/under car seats after they fall out of my pocket or I leave them on the passenger seat.

Then when I try to find them again I go into a mad panic turning the house upside down before I think of checking the car where they usually turn up.

It's a mixture of relief and embarrassment that you've spent the last half an hour swearing and raging like a campaigner thinking you've lost them.

 

[Shell]

Feeling of looking up the VicRoads website- see a breakdown on the freeway (check alternative routes to go- just as bad) decide to go freeway anyway **** it. And the freeway is absolutely clear af.

(has happened twice now in the past month or so)

 

[MatthewB]

Scratching a itch inside the ear with a cotton bud

 

[Shell]

Scratching a itch inside the ear with a cotton bud

You are doing it wrong. Try this

 

[MatthewB]

You are doing it wrong. Try this

I have tried them lol

 

[Shell]

I have tried them lol

Probably a wise move. Am probably deafening myself over time using these.

 

[Back One Out]

Taking a dump at work, and knowing you're getting paid to do so.

I used to treat going to work with a bad hangover in a similar light.

People always say "I hate going to work with a hangover" and they want to take a sickie. What a waste! Keep your sickies for when you've got something good you'd rather do.

I can't think of many better ways to spend a hungover day than to sleepwalk my through work, doing f**k all, taking a long lunch, nicking off early and getting paid. Those were often my most social days at the office, standing around the coffee machine all morning and talking s**t to people.

 

[RelaxMax]

Tracking up when you get home

 

[Billy ray]

Daytime sex.

Most of my sex since i had kids (with my then wife, and with randoms post breakup, and my new gf) has been daytime sex.

Nights are for sleeping. But from sunrise (430 here atm!!) its on.....

 

[Run n Spread]

Been absolutely stuffed at the end of the day and that first drop of your drink of choice hitting your tongue.

Diving under the ocean on a scorching day

Getting up after a sleep in and having nothing on.

Game day (AFL season)

 

[Power Raid]

hitting a golf ball on the sweet spot

 

[RelaxMax]

Getting up after a sleep in and having nothing on.

Every morning I wake up I have nothing on




I'll show myself out...

 

[Spongebob]

I like the feeling of napalm in the morning.

 

[Run n Spread]

hitting a golf ball on the sweet spot

Never had that feeling. Or on cricket bat.

 

[Run n Spread]

Tracking up when you get home

Arm or pant?

 

[MatthewB]

hitting a golf ball on the sweet spot

Thats a great feeling

 

[RelaxMax]

Arm or pant?

Yes















Heh... nah just pant

 

[KardiniaPark]

... the release one feels when finishing an unpleasant task

Your bloke can’t be that bad.

 

[Power Raid]

You are doing it wrong. Try this

https://www.ebay.com/p/5x-Stainless...ual-Health-Care-US/928988457?iid=132194563257

the right tool for the right job

 

[Plugger35]

Turning up for a gardening job in someone's backyard and saying that looks like a campaigner of a job.

Then getting the chance to kiss a hot bird.

 

[Billy ray]

Turning up for a gardening job in someone's backyard and saying that looks like a campaigner of a job.

Then getting the chance to kiss a hot bird.

Shoulda known. He is wearing a cosby sweater

 

[RelaxMax]

Your bloke can’t be that bad.

 

[perthblue]

When you've spent all day doing heavy lifting, are glistening with sweat and boiling hot, and you step into a cool shower.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I hate cold showers, can't have one no matter how hot of a day it is.

 

[Sammymoite]

That feeling of horror when you realise you've lost your phone, wallet or keys. Swearing; panic-stricken; slapping your pants pockets like a fool; trying to think where you've dropped it. And then 20 seconds later, the euphoria that washes over you when you find it again in the breast pocket of your jacket. Ahhhh, BLISS!!! What a relief that I'm just a dickhead and I didn't lose it after all...

I did this last New Year’s Day, but with a bunch of pingers... after finding them I may as well have chucked em out anyway, the euphoria was *ing all time

Yes I am a piece of garbage