I Polished A Turd

[Leviathan Pie]

The guy is an overweight loser. Pretty simple.

 

[Scodog10]

That's about as relevant as Dale Thomas is to Collingwood now, whenever he manages to find another way to antagonise the club.

Tommy Langdon once suggested that he was nothing but a 'bogan from Drouin'. As a bogan from Frankston, I took issue with Langdon's rather elitist reading. Bogans have little class but they are not without decency.

On the other hand, Dale is mentally diseased. He's a degenerate. sh*t-posting about Buckley on the day of Buckley's demise is one thing, but to then try and waive off your snipe as a bit of 'humour' underscores what a sniveling and wretched excuse for a human he is.

There’s a name for it, schrodingers douchebag!

 

[magpies42]

I cringe at watching him on TV and listening to him on radio. Dead set flog.

Eddie set him up with those gigs post career, time to cut him loose. He sucks up like you would not believe.

I knocked about with a girl of his some time ago, even she said he was a drop kick.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

An absolute w***er - like a significant number of players from our last premiership team, unfortunately.

 

[danielnajdek]

An absolute w***er - like a significant number of players from our last premiership team, unfortunately.

How many of that team aren't w***ers.

Only 2 I can think of is Swanny and Pendles.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

How many of that team aren't w***ers.

Only 2 I can think of is Swanny and Pendles.

Goldsack? MacAffer? Leon? Dawesome? Maxy? Reidy? Browny? Johnson? Luke ******* Ball?!

Heater is no more a w***er than Swanny, either.

Jolly is unpopular but probably deserves a humanitarian award for putting up with Deanne.

 

[THATSGOLD]

So many dickheads from Collingwood premiership team. Daisy Lumumba Beams Jolly.

 

[swoop42]

Funnily enough I polished a turd was the original song choice for the debut of Katy Perry before wiser heads prevailed.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

How many of that team aren't w***ers.

Only 2 I can think of is Swanny and Pendles.

I love Swanny, but he is absolutely a w*nker.

 

[davywap]

How many of that team aren't w***ers.

Only 2 I can think of is Swanny and Pendles.

Swanny can be a w***er too these days, no where near Daisy's level

 

[Big Bryza]

I played golf with him on a corporate day last year, and he is that far up himself he is inside out.
And he was not very good at counting his strokes either.
Dead set cheat

This is the thing. He comes across as the biggest w***er in the Football media, that is a massive accomplishment in itself.

 

[Andrew Yoa]

An absolute w***er - like a significant number of players from our last premiership team, unfortunately.

A significant number you say? please inform on who are w***ers from that team?

 

[jmac70]

A significant number you say? please inform on who are w***ers from that team?

Jolly and Hertier.

 

[Andrew Yoa]

Jolly and Hertier.

Noted. 97% are good then.

B:	5 Nick Maxwell (c)	16 Nathan Brown	34 Alan Toovey
HB:	8 Harry O'Brien *	20 Ben Reid	39 Heath Shaw
C:	21 Sharrod Wellingham	36 Dane Swan	26 Ben Johnson
HF:	4 Alan Didak	32 Travis Cloke	12 Luke Ball
F:	17 Dayne Beams (Had his issues) w***er? Don't think so	31 Chris Dawes	22 Steele Sidebottom
Foll:	18 Darren Jolly *	10 Scott Pendlebury	13 Dale Thomas
Int:	47 Jarryd Blair	30 Brent Macaffer	1 Leon Davis
	15 Leigh Brown
Coach:	Mick Malthouse[38]

 

[jmac70]

Noted. 97% are good then.

B:	5 Nick Maxwell (c)	16 Nathan Brown	34 Alan Toovey
HB:	8 Harry O'Brien *	20 Ben Reid	39 Heath Shaw
C:	21 Sharrod Wellingham	36 Dane Swan	26 Ben Johnson
HF:	4 Alan Didak	32 Travis Cloke	12 Luke Ball
F:	17 Dayne Beams (Had his issues) w***er? Don't think so	31 Chris Dawes	22 Steele Sidebottom
Foll:	18 Darren Jolly *	10 Scott Pendlebury	13 Dale Thomas
Int:	47 Jarryd Blair	30 Brent Macaffer	1 Leon Davis
	15 Leigh Brown
Coach:	Mick Malthouse[38]

Forgot about Beams, definitely a w***er. That’s 4 out of 22, which equals 18.18%

 

[Anzacday]

And he was not very good at counting his strokes either.

Apparently it depends on the activity.

 

[Black_White]

Noted. 97% are good then.

B:	5 Nick Maxwell (c)	16 Nathan Brown	34 Alan Toovey
HB:	8 Harry O'Brien *	20 Ben Reid	39 Heath Shaw
C:	21 Sharrod Wellingham	36 Dane Swan	26 Ben Johnson
HF:	4 Alan Didak	32 Travis Cloke	12 Luke Ball
F:	17 Dayne Beams (Had his issues) w***er? Don't think so	31 Chris Dawes	22 Steele Sidebottom
Foll:	18 Darren Jolly *	10 Scott Pendlebury	13 Dale Thomas
Int:	47 Jarryd Blair	30 Brent Macaffer	1 Leon Davis
	15 Leigh Brown
Coach:	Mick Malthouse[38]

Can we add the coach?

 

[jmac70]

Forgot about Beams, definitely a w***er. That’s 4 out of 22, which equals 18.18%

Add in Malthouse and it’s 22%

 

[The Royal Sampler]

As an aside, now for some reason I can’t read the thread title without imagining Katy Perry singing it…

 

[Chilli Con Incarnate]

Forgot about Beams, definitely a w***er. That’s 4 out of 22, which equals 18.18%

Can confirm. Saw him leave his dog's turd on the nature strip during a walk.

 

[jmac70]

Can confirm. Saw him leave his dog's turd on the nature strip during a walk.

Man that burns me up. What an a-hole!

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Forgot about Beams, definitely a w***er. That’s 4 out of 22, which equals 18.18%

Wellingham was a flog too (I liked him as a player).

And as much as I love Dids, he is definitely a w*nker too.

 

[Andrew Yoa]

Can confirm. Saw him leave his dog's turd on the nature strip during a walk.

Here we go. What suburb does he live in? He lives around the corner from me so you better be right

 

[rand corp]

Wealth, Fame, and adoration at such a young age -for physical prowess rather than intellectual contributions- for so many, that are so ill-prepared, makes for personal trouble and strife once the show is over and the real life challenges begin.

A lot of these past players in the media, end up just playing characters of themselves, for the small comfort to their egos of a spotlight, the filthy lucre, and because they are simply not smart enough to be anything else.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Here we go. What suburb does he live in? He lives around the corner from me so you better be right