Banter I told you... That we could fly... Ken Hinkley is still in charge.. But some of us don't know whyyyyyyyy

[Michaels]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
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- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[Dunger]

Is it BYO Tarps?

 

[M0557]

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hey philreich I got a joke for ya

Why did Ken Hinkley get fired as an electrician?

He couldn’t get the power going.

 

[fargothegreat]

That title is brilliant.

 

[JackNah_8]

Hey philreich I got a joke for ya

Why did Ken Hinkley get fired as an electrician?

He couldn’t get the power going.

Oh great Dr Phil will invade our thread soon

 

[captain cotch 9]

its ironic that they play never tear us apart...

 

[philreich]

Hey philreich I got a joke for ya

Why did Ken Hinkley get fired as an electrician?

He couldn’t get the power going.

We've been saying for 18 months that the club needs a new voice at the top. Hopefully the club listens before the East Side Hawks become relevant .

 

[Michaels]

Hey philreich I got a joke for ya

Why did Ken Hinkley get fired as an electrician?

He couldn’t get the power going.

oh boy..

 

[TJASTA]

hey Cadaver
port r still s**t

 

[brahj]

Heard Port Adelaide 2019 Membership Packs include a shark tooth necklace.

spookism pls confirm

 

[spookism]

Heard Port Adelaide 2019 Membership Packs include a shark tooth necklace.

spookism pls confirm

Brahj please, I'm no plastic.
I got the necklace in the 1997 Membership pack.

 

[brahj]

Brahj please, I'm no plastic.
I got the necklace in the 1997 Membership pack.

Who did you support before that?

 

[This Is Anfield]

We've been saying for 18 months that the club needs a new voice at the top. Hopefully the club listens before the East Side Hawks become relevant .

What's Choco Williams doing these days?

 

[Dav]

hey Cadaver
port r still s**t

The power of the WLWLWL is too strong for you guys to stand a chance

 

[TJASTA]

The power of the WLWLWL is too strong for you guys to stand a chance

no

 

[spookism]

Who did you support before that?

Port Adelaide

 

[philreich]

What's Choco Williams doing these days?

Not coaching........

 

[Dav]

I still have 'good thoughts at night' about the 2014 elimination final and you'll never take that away from me.

 

[Cdog71]

What's Choco Williams doing these days?

I saw him yesterday walkin out’ve Punt Rd.
Looked like he had the sh.ts up

 

[This Is Anfield]

I saw him yesterday walkin out’ve Punt Rd.
Looked like he had the sh.ts up

Business as usual!!

 

[This Is Anfield]

I still have 'good thoughts at night' about the 2014 elimination final and you'll never take that away from me.

You guys still have good thoughts at night about the 2017 Grand Final!!

 

[kozi]

vs

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I still have 'good thoughts at night' about the 2014 elimination final and you'll never take that away from me.

Played your Grand final four games too early and got nothing to show for it

 

[Dav]

Played your Grand final four games too early and got nothing to show for it

Yeah but if we won a premiership we wouldn't have the far more enjoyable inferiority complex.