Ian Perrie and Kent Kingsley....

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About as useful as a Screen-Door on a submarine....

Are they twins?

They make me cringe whenever the ball is coming towards them or they are lining up for goal 30m out directly in front.
 

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I can't imagine the magnitude of how crap Geelong's forward line was if Kingsley was your LEADING GOALKICKING 4 years in a row! :eek:

He was by far the the best forward you have had this millenium!

What does that say about the quality of your other forward? Keep telling us Dud Ottens will fire, he's used to pulling things out of his ass now he needs to get his finger out.

You had a rare talent in *bows down* Gary Ablett Jnr *finishes bowing* but now that he's in your midfield I guess you've still got a chance when you're kicking with the wind and someone like Cameron Ling unleashes one of his classy monster torps 70m for a goal.

Without Kingsley you're ****ed! And we don't even need him, he's just a backup luxery in a team star-studded with quality forwards :thumbsu:
 

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About as useful as a Screen-Door on a submarine....

Are they twins?

They make me cringe whenever the ball is coming towards them or they are lining up for goal 30m out directly in front.
That's a bit harsh on Perrie, being compared to Kent.

I can't imagine the magnitude of how crap Geelong's forward line was if Kingsley was your LEADING GOALKICKING 4 years in a row! :eek:

He was by far the the best forward you have had this millenium!

What does that say about the quality of your other forward? Keep telling us Dud Ottens will fire, he's used to pulling things out of his ass now he needs to get his finger out.

You had a rare talent in *bows down* Gary Ablett Jnr *finishes bowing* but now that he's in your midfield I guess you've still got a chance when you're kicking with the wind and someone like Cameron Ling unleashes one of his classy monster torps 70m for a goal.

Without Kingsley you're ****ed! And we don't even need him, he's just a backup luxery in a team star-studded with quality forwards :thumbsu:
You absolute tool. Don't need Kent huh? What has your forward line done so far this year? Absolutely stuff all. But then again, that's all Kent has done this year too, so I guess it's a perfect fit.

We kicked 20 goals against you in the NAB Cup without Kent, but only 13 against you with him in the side last year, but in your reasoning we're ****ed without him. We actually have targets in the forward line now who can take a contested mark, which Kent couldn't, and who are confident on having a shot at goal when they mark inside 50, which Kent wasn't. But yeah, we're ****ed without him. But we'll see what happens when Kent actually gets on the park for you guys. I bet you'll be spitting at Wallet for picking him up after he has one of his brilliant 3 possession games, even if he cost you nothing to pick up.
 

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Kingsley is a worry. He kicked 8 goals against the Roos last season in round 2. In round 3 he played on Zac Dawson at home and was kept goal less, this after Dawson was smashed against Anthony Rocca the week before.

He went on to play 9 games for 10 goals last season.
 

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You forgot Graham Polak and Lance Whitnall..
Lance Whitnall was AA in 2000, kicked 70 goals that year, is a B&F winner last year, where he was considered shoe-in for AA half way through the year. Not to mention captain of a footy club.

Yes, he might be going through a rough patch, but it's an insult to compare him to Perrie and Kingsley and...Polak:eek:
 

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You absolute tool. Don't need Kent huh? What has your forward line done so far this year? Absolutely stuff all. But then again, that's all Kent has done this year too, so I guess it's a perfect fit.
Our forward line kills yours!!

Mathew Richardson
Nathan Brown
Kayne Pettifer

These 3 stars are better than anything you could ever imagine! :p

Jay Schulz is better than Dud Bottens (where is the doughnut symbol?) too.

Schulz set up several goals and kicked 2 himself. Big Bad Bustling Brad set up the order everyone sat while on the bench :eek:


Btw our forward line (with an underdone Richo and no Brown) scored fifteen goals! Pettifer's 4 goals were nice :cool:

Geelong (dudtown mcdud) is a fishbowl where the little fishys go to their little fish church and pray to god (the big hand that feeds them from above) that big Botto man will kick a goal or two...

Kingsley would be our 5th or 6th forward if he's lucky... he was your 1st forward... therefore we have 4-5 forwards better than all of yours who would be #1 ;)

We have 5 forwards who would be #1 in your team... come back when Bot kicks a few goals 2 weeks in a row :thumbsu:



We kicked 20 goals against you in the NAB Cup without Kent, but only 13 against you with him in the side last year, but in your reasoning we're ****ed without him. We actually have targets in the forward line now who can take a contested mark, which Kent couldn't, and who are confident on having a shot at goal when they mark inside 50, which Kent wasn't. But yeah, we're ****ed without him. But we'll see what happens when Kent actually gets on the park for you guys. I bet you'll be spitting at Wallet for picking him up after he has one of his brilliant 3 possession games, even if he cost you nothing to pick up.
He was your best forward. As long as TW knows how to uphold basic moral values then he won't force Kingsley to leave our club too.
 

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I've had enough of this Ian Perrie bashing. He is a good man and makes the contributions toward the AFC that I like to see.
 

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Simple fact...Ok...just listen a little bit for a second dear...Ottens...for...the...past...two...years...has...played...in the...ruck. Ok. He has played in the forward line at very limited times, and when King has been the number one ruck with Blake backing him up, Ottens has done a very good job in the forward line.

I mean for christs sake, he was about 50 hit outs behind Simmonds last year and kicked about 20 goals more. I think thats pretty even yes?
 

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Our forward line kills yours!!

Mathew Richardson
Nathan Brown
Kayne Pettifer

These 3 stars are better than anything you could ever imagine! :p

Jay Schulz is better than Dud Bottens (where is the doughnut symbol?) too.

Schulz set up several goals and kicked 2 himself. Big Bad Bustling Brad set up the order everyone sat while on the bench :eek:


Btw our forward line (with an underdone Richo and no Brown) scored fifteen goals! Pettifer's 4 goals were nice :cool:

Geelong (dudtown mcdud) is a fishbowl where the little fishys go to their little fish church and pray to god (the big hand that feeds them from above) that big Botto man will kick a goal or two...

Kingsley would be our 5th or 6th forward if he's lucky... he was your 1st forward... therefore we have 4-5 forwards better than all of yours who would be #1 ;)

We have 5 forwards who would be #1 in your team... come back when Bot kicks a few goals 2 weeks in a row :thumbsu:
Who would those 5 be? Apart from Richo and Brown, I doubt anyone else from the Richmond forward line would get a game with us.

One difference between Ottens and Kingsley is we're glad Kingsley's gone, whereas some Tiger fans wish they still had Ottens.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=308227
 

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I can't imagine the magnitude of how crap Geelong's forward line was if Kingsley was your LEADING GOALKICKING 4 years in a row! :eek:

He was by far the the best forward you have had this millenium!

What does that say about the quality of your other forward? Keep telling us Dud Ottens will fire, he's used to pulling things out of his ass now he needs to get his finger out.

You had a rare talent in *bows down* Gary Ablett Jnr *finishes bowing* but now that he's in your midfield I guess you've still got a chance when you're kicking with the wind and someone like Cameron Ling unleashes one of his classy monster torps 70m for a goal.

Without Kingsley you're ****ed! And we don't even need him, he's just a backup luxery in a team star-studded with quality forwards :thumbsu:
Get a life. You might want to visit a drug rehab centre with Ben while you are at it.
 

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Our forward line kills yours!!

Mathew Richardson
Nathan Brown
Kayne Pettifer

These 3 stars are better than anything you could ever imagine! :p

Jay Schulz is better than Dud Bottens (where is the doughnut symbol?) too.

Schulz set up several goals and kicked 2 himself. Big Bad Bustling Brad set up the order everyone sat while on the bench :eek:


Btw our forward line (with an underdone Richo and no Brown) scored fifteen goals! Pettifer's 4 goals were nice :cool:

Geelong (
dudtown mcdud) is a fishbowl where the little fishys go to their little fish church and pray to god (the big hand that feeds them from above) that big Botto man will kick a goal or two...

Kingsley would be our 5th or 6th forward if he's lucky... he was your 1st forward... therefore we have 4-5 forwards better than all of yours who would be #1 ;)

We have 5 forwards who would be #1 in your team... come back when Bot kicks a few goals 2 weeks in a row :thumbsu: Thats clearly why he was continually dropped from the team then eh?





He was your best forward. As long as TW knows how to uphold basic moral values then he won't force Kingsley to leave our club too.
He was a few years ago, now he is doing **** all and did **** all last year. I mean c'mon he got beaten my Zac Dawson, Zac ****ing Dawson!!! If thats not the sign of a washed up FF I don't know what it.

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