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you're going to love his nuts...
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What do you do with the 6 remaining yolks?This is my 4 minute scrambled egg/omelette i have every day
7 egg whites
1 egg yolk
dash of milk
Easy. 4 minutes!

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This is my 4 minute scrambled egg/omelette i have every day
7 egg whites
1 egg yolk
dash of milk
stir it all together but make sure before you worry about that you have the frying pan on a hot hot heat. So when your done you can throw it in and it cooks quickly cos there is nothing worse than being hungover craving eggs and your there piss farting around for 30 mins. Dash of salt and pepper and your done. Breakfast of champions.
Easy. 4 minutes!
How's the ol' cholesterol?For the mother ****ing win.Mars bar, iced coffee, and a ciggarette.
shithouse. but his protein is awesome.You eat 7 eggs a day!!How's the ol' cholesterol?
McDonalds drive-thru.
Too easy and better then the shit they serve after 11
You eat 7 eggs a day!!How's the ol' cholesterol?
7 whites & 1 yoke. Wouldn't be too bad.
Dietry cholesterol doesn't have a whole lot to do with your cholesterol level, either, as far as I understand it. Any nutritionists fill me in on this? Is this just propaganda from Big Egg?
Sans yoke of course. 
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Thats the SHAM WOW dude![]()

Off topic, but I found this rather amusing.
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Vince Shlomi /Shamwow Guy (above) was arrested with hooker Sasha Harris (below). According to reports, Sasha had bitten Vince’s tounge during their meeting and in return Vince punched her in the face.
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Thats the SHAM WOW dude![]()
check this shit out:
Toasted English muffin, Break egg into a small round container, then microwave for 40 seconds, add a slice of ham and a slice of cheese.Speed depends on how dark you toast the muffin.
Slice open a croissant, stick in ham and cheese, nuke for 20 seconds.
Find a good bakery, get some bagels, toast, then spread some marg and Vegemite.
Or my current favorite, takes a little time.
TooFars Breakfast Burrito
Mix two eggs with a dash of milk and hot sauce in container.
Slice ham into small chunks
Heat frying pan to medium
Add dab of marg, fry ham for 30 seconds
Add mixed eggs, keep scrambling.
Add grated cheese.
Heat tortilla for 10 secs
Spread hot salsa over tortilla
Add scrambled eggs to tortilla and wrap.
Eat.