Ideas for a quick breakfast?

[KardiniaPark]

What do you do with the 6 remaining yolks?

I whip them up and add some cream. I then put them into trays with varying designs of flowers, eskimo's & horses. Then freeze them and hand them out to the neighbourhood kids to suck on.

I throw them out dude.

 

[KardiniaPark]

You eat 7 eggs a day!! How's the ol' cholesterol?

Cholesterol is in the yolk chief, i only have one of them.

 

[bit_pattern]

I whip them up and add some cream. I then put them into trays with varying designs of flowers, eskimo's & horses. Then freeze them and hand them out to the neighbourhood kids to suck on.

I throw them out dude.

FLMAO!

Funniest. Response. Evah!

I only clicked on this thread because there were no more unread threads in My BigFooty, certainly didn't expect this sort of hilarity

 

[bit_pattern]

Off topic, but I found this rather amusing.

Vince Shlomi /Shamwow Guy (above) was arrested with hooker Sasha Harris (below). According to reports, Sasha had bitten Vince’s tounge during their meeting and in return Vince punched her in the face.

F'n oath that's OT, but shit it's funny!

Sham POW!

Why didn't anyone tell me how funny this thread had gotten!

 

[bit_pattern]

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you're going to love his nuts...

You can have an exciting life now!

 

[J-Train]

Cholesterol is in the yolk chief, i only have one of them.

Yeah, it seems I haven't spent enough time boning up on the nutritional breakdown of an egg. Perhaps I could have a complimentary copy of your book "My Eggs and Me" so i can be more informed next time someone dares to question the integrity of a daily omlette. If you could sign the inside cover "Dear J-Train, have an egg-xcellent life! Only yolking - KardiniaPark" or something equally as trite, I think it would definitely value add the product for when I offload it on E-bay several years from now when eggs become the food world's version of yesterday's man.

 

[jgb99]

Dietry cholesterol doesn't have a whole lot to do with your cholesterol level, either, as far as I understand it. Any nutritionists fill me in on this? Is this just propaganda from Big Egg?

That's true ... this is a good summary piece on eggs and cholesterol: http://stronglifts.com/cholesterol-saturated-fat-how-many-eggs-daily/

I always find it funny that most the people who advise me "eggs are bad for you", are lard asses that eat poorly, do little exercise and hence at a much greater risk of heart diseases.

 

[Power King]

Had a toasted thins chips sandwich for breakfast

 

[Rowie09]

Two eggs - nuked
Can of baked beans - nuked
Two slices of toast
Grate a bunch of cheese

Get a reasonably large plate. Pour the beans on the plate and place the two slices of toast next to the beans. Put the eggs on each slice of toast. Cover the beans with the grated cheese. Dash of sweet chilli sauce over the eggs and toast. Finish with a sprinkle of salt and pepper.

Gorgeous.

 

[Mattman93]

Had a toasted thins chips sandwich for breakfast

. Six pages of mostly healthy, quick gourmet style breakfasts and you come up with this

 

[morell]

I am going pretty hard on the old monster muesli, smooth vanilla yogurt (both bought from the Adelaide markets), sliced Berenberg strawberries and a sliced banana.

Costs me a ****ing fortune but its absolutely fantastic...

I was getting a fat arse from all the Bacon and Egg McMuffins.

 

[saj_21]

I am going pretty hard on the old monster muesli, smooth vanilla yogurt (both bought from the Adelaide markets), sliced Berenberg strawberries and a sliced banana.

Costs me a ****ing fortune but its absolutely fantastic...

I was getting a fat arse from all the Bacon and Egg McMuffins.

...i have bowl of yogurt (tamar valley mixed berry the best), cut up 4-5 strawberries depending on size and add in 8-10 blue berries. Takes 2 minutes to put together, very healthy and does fill you up.