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Just a shits n gigs thread for all your bay 13 warriors and football (the real football not this oval shaped campaigner game where rules change every year to discuss which afl sides resemble football/soccer clubs. I'll have a go
If your offended pm me enjoy your sulk
Adelaide Crows: Zenit Saint Petersburg
Horrible fans but the Crows are the best team in Adelaide like zenit are in st Petersburg. Campaigner fans and plenty of racist fans just like zenit. At least they don't throw bananas at players. Zenit team full of white skinned players while the Adelaide team is full of malicious and finals flops a bit like zenit in the champions league like Taylor Walker, he ain't from Texas otherwise I would've stuck a bullet up him and Rory Atkins who runs like bambi on ice
COLA cough Sydney Swans: FC Barcelona
Sydney get the special treatment from the afl a bit like Barcelona with UEFA. Able to get players like Lance Franklin on extortionist fees just like Barca spend money on players. Sydney are also gifted soft free kicks and because Sydney is apparently an expensive place they get special treatment, expensive, *en Sydney is a shitthole and the average house is Crimebourne now costs 600K plus *en hell. Barca ironically have referees kissing their ass like when they bribed referees to gain them a champions league in 2009, cough cough how does a part time Norwegian psychologist refreee a semi final game and miss four clear penalties and when Suarez dived twice against psg and the referee corrupted the game. Both teams like to sook and blame the umpire when they lose important games, Sydney in 2016 oh it was the umpires, Barca 2012 that dog ref.
Geelong Cats: Real Madrid
Geelong love recruiting big players in this era, like real, galacticos for both teams. Have picked up rubbish old guys like Huntalar, Chicharito (Real), Mitch Clarke (Geelong). Have both neglected young talent expect for the last year or two where Geelong have recruited young players like Fogarty, Parfitt along with Ablett and real have integrated Asensio and Isco
Collingwood: Millwall
The pies fans are prodominetly no toothed derros living on the doll wearing ragged clothes and the occasional stolen expensive thing. Fans sound like a broken record player and are just hated by every club like Millwall. The latter has disgusting, racist and homophobic fans sounds similar pied fans. Young girls calling aboriginals apes that's the culture that both clubs breed. Disgraceful
Hawthorn: Man Ciy
A plastic club full of complete psychopaths, hypocrites and misfits of society support this club. Both clubs full of drug money with privatisation king kennet now back in charge. Both clubs have no history, yeah hawthorn fans no history. Both clubs boast dirty scum players like Roughead and Aguero. Man city based in a crappy part of Manchester and hawthorn based in dingley farmland and crack dealer village.
Richmond: Man United
Everyone loves jumping on the bandwagon. But both teams have some recent success with great history. Lots of fans, mostly young children and connected to drugs and mafia. They both have Narcissistic and arrogant fans they you just wanna slap the * out of.
If your offended pm me enjoy your sulk
Adelaide Crows: Zenit Saint Petersburg
Horrible fans but the Crows are the best team in Adelaide like zenit are in st Petersburg. Campaigner fans and plenty of racist fans just like zenit. At least they don't throw bananas at players. Zenit team full of white skinned players while the Adelaide team is full of malicious and finals flops a bit like zenit in the champions league like Taylor Walker, he ain't from Texas otherwise I would've stuck a bullet up him and Rory Atkins who runs like bambi on ice
COLA cough Sydney Swans: FC Barcelona
Sydney get the special treatment from the afl a bit like Barcelona with UEFA. Able to get players like Lance Franklin on extortionist fees just like Barca spend money on players. Sydney are also gifted soft free kicks and because Sydney is apparently an expensive place they get special treatment, expensive, *en Sydney is a shitthole and the average house is Crimebourne now costs 600K plus *en hell. Barca ironically have referees kissing their ass like when they bribed referees to gain them a champions league in 2009, cough cough how does a part time Norwegian psychologist refreee a semi final game and miss four clear penalties and when Suarez dived twice against psg and the referee corrupted the game. Both teams like to sook and blame the umpire when they lose important games, Sydney in 2016 oh it was the umpires, Barca 2012 that dog ref.
Geelong Cats: Real Madrid
Geelong love recruiting big players in this era, like real, galacticos for both teams. Have picked up rubbish old guys like Huntalar, Chicharito (Real), Mitch Clarke (Geelong). Have both neglected young talent expect for the last year or two where Geelong have recruited young players like Fogarty, Parfitt along with Ablett and real have integrated Asensio and Isco
Collingwood: Millwall
The pies fans are prodominetly no toothed derros living on the doll wearing ragged clothes and the occasional stolen expensive thing. Fans sound like a broken record player and are just hated by every club like Millwall. The latter has disgusting, racist and homophobic fans sounds similar pied fans. Young girls calling aboriginals apes that's the culture that both clubs breed. Disgraceful
Hawthorn: Man Ciy
A plastic club full of complete psychopaths, hypocrites and misfits of society support this club. Both clubs full of drug money with privatisation king kennet now back in charge. Both clubs have no history, yeah hawthorn fans no history. Both clubs boast dirty scum players like Roughead and Aguero. Man city based in a crappy part of Manchester and hawthorn based in dingley farmland and crack dealer village.
Richmond: Man United
Everyone loves jumping on the bandwagon. But both teams have some recent success with great history. Lots of fans, mostly young children and connected to drugs and mafia. They both have Narcissistic and arrogant fans they you just wanna slap the * out of.
