Analysis If Crows players were dogs...

[mattymac]

Neddles made me think of this.

Ned McHenry

25

Ned Mchenry

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.7

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.0

1star

D

9.7

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

5.7

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

0.0

1star

D

10.0

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.0

1star

: Jack Russell. Full of oversized intentions yet undersized. Prone to silly acts but can't doubt the effort.

Tex: German shepherd. Skilled and smart but still likes a bit of attention. Loyal.

Fogarty: Rottweiler. Skilled and smart but doesn't care about attention. Will fcuk you up if necessary.

Sloane: Dachshund. Small but smart. Surprisingly feisty. Loyal.

Doedee: Golden retriever. Calm and smart. Retrieves the situation. Brings back the duck every time.

Fill out the team with the dogs you know..

 

[jackster83]

Milera - French bulldog. Forever needing costly surgeries.
Frampton - Staffy. The most likely to end up needing to be re-homed.
Modra - Poodle. Everybody is looking to breed with him.

 

[Thylacinus]

Pretty boy Slaone.... Shih Tzu or Maltese dog.
Shane McAdam

23

Shane Mcadam

Age

28

Ht

186cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.3

5star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

1star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.3

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.3

5star

G

0.8

4star

... Border Collie with that leap.
Rory Laird

29

Rory Laird

Age

30

Ht

177cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.4

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

12.5

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.3

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

19.6

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

1.1

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

... Staffordshire bull terrier.
Luke Brown

16

Luke Brown

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

273.4

4star

D

11.7

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

2.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.4

2star

MG

273.4

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

... Chihuahua.
Matthew Nicks

Matthew Nicks

Age

48

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.4

3star

... Dalmatian.

 

[Deaneus!]

Sloane as a shih-tzu... I can see that

 

[latinoheat]

Get in here dogs105

 

[dogs105]

Get in here dogs105

Ned McHenry

 

[FR0GGY]

Not crows but Cameron Ling would be a Chinese hairless dog - for looks.

 

[1970crow]

None of them capture the sheer beauty and spirit of an Australian Bulldog. Maybe Sholl. But it's a stretch.

 

[FR0GGY]

Danger when he first came to us was a Shar-Pei

 

[1970crow]

Can't think of any Chows Kane McGoodwin . Gorgeous and aloof, don't hear much from McPherson, maybe him.

 

[FR0GGY]

Can't think of any Chows Kane McGoodwin . Gorgeous and aloof, don't hear much from McPherson, maybe him.

He did an interview with rowey last night.
Spoke extremely well, doing an engineering degree.

 

[Truck25]

Sholl - Kelpie - Run all day and is all about the ball

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Can't think of any Chows Kane McGoodwin . Gorgeous and aloof, don't hear much from McPherson, maybe him.

Perhaps the Hound - Bassett himself in the day...

 

[Mego Red]

Can't think of any Chows Kane McGoodwin . Gorgeous and aloof, don't hear much from McPherson, maybe him.

How's about McAsey?

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

How's about McAsey?

Yeah, that's probably a good suggestion!

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Tex - is a Doberman - undying loyalty & protection to those around him.

 

[Thylacinus]

With that hair, McPherson would have to be in the poodle family somewhere.

 

[Geoffa32]

Off season already??

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[Kane McGoodwin]

Off season already??

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I wish.... have 2 bitches in season... & 2 randy restless males.

Broken sleep for the past week or so.

 

[1970crow]

I wish.... have 2 bitches in season... & 2 randy restless males.

Broken sleep for the past week or so.

Why do you have to wake up? Males howling?

 

[Deaneus!]

He did an interview with rowey last night.
Spoke extremely well, doing an engineering degree.

they’re... not easy

Tex - is a Doberman - undying loyalty & protection to those around him.

funny, I used to have a Doberman, they’re beautiful dogs but massive sooks

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Why do you have to wake up? Males howling?

Yes.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

they’re... not easy

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funny, I used to have a Doberman, they’re beautiful dogs but massive sooks

Indeed.

I also had 2 before breeding Chows. Loyal & intelligent... but huge sooks.

 

[Jarman3]

DMac... "I'm comfortable - I'm staying right here. Screw you."

 

[BRL121]

DMac... "I'm comfortable - I'm staying right here. Screw you."

Way too fat for DMac: that dog clearly doesn't train hard enough.