If Jon Patton sends pics of his junk, is it considered a dick pic or a selfie?

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I predict 48% of Hawks flogs will be sliding into Patton's DMs after reading this fred.

 

[frggr]

I can't believe you ratted on him, Bosk

 

[frggr]

Does anyone know Patton's instagram handle?

 

[Lethality]

He had to do it online because of Covid

 

[imadodgyumpire]

A dog pic? That's genius! Why didn't I think of that before???

 

[zackah]

He’s a big boy. Assume he had a large phone.

 

[ChappyUK]

A Cut Above on hearing the news..

 

[Hamingja]

I predict 48% of Hawks flogs will be sliding into Patton's DMs after reading this fred.

Catfishing opportunity missed for them.

 

[A Cut Above]

I can't believe you ratted on him, Bosk

A Cut Above on hearing the news..

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Congratulations chumps, you're about as creative as Ross Lyon's gameplan.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Segnior Penor del palo arrugado

Lol Hawfs.... AGAIN!

 

[Greenery]

 

[STPer18]

Part of the membership package I heard. Choice of scarf, beanie, or a snap of Jon's Johnny. 48% pick the latter.

 

[STPer18]

Part of the membership package I heard. Choice of scarf, beanie, or a snap of Jon's Johnny. 48% pick the latter.

 

[FISTO]

Send big Jon a DM if you're interested in having your pussy, ass and feet licked

 

[Smithy7]

AFL star stood down after accusations

Allegations Hawks star Jon Patton sent unwanted lewd images on social media has prompted two more women to come forward.

www.news.com.au

Oh geez ,, what next

 

[Boristown]

JonlyFans

 

[Pistol Night]

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Big Jon realising he forgot to charge his phone before the game

 

[the avoca drover]

Kulture with a capital K.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Part of the membership package I heard. Choice of scarf, beanie, or a snap of Jon's Johnny. 48% pick the latter.

I know I did.

Unimpressed I was.

 

[James Colorado]

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AFL star stood down after accusations

Allegations Hawks star Jon Patton sent unwanted lewd images on social media has prompted two more women to come forward.

www.news.com.au

Oh geez ,, what next

I love the "without warning" part, as if it would somehow be improved by saying something along the lines of "fair warning, but this video call is getting me in the mood, I'm just gonna get the piece out and whack away, that open mouthed expression of yours is only inflaming things."

 

[Laphroaig]

It would appear that as well as being not good at football, Patto sets the bar pretty low when it comes to women.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Carlton sacked Bootsma for less.

 

[Mofra]

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AFL star stood down after accusations

Allegations Hawks star Jon Patton sent unwanted lewd images on social media has prompted two more women to come forward.

www.news.com.au

Oh geez ,, what next

This is less surprising than him actually getting onto the paddock

 

[Mofra]

Send big Jon a DM if you're interested in having your pussy, ass and feet licked

Dodoro's in if you can throw in two first round picks

 

[Pistol Night]

Send big Jon a DM if you're interested in having your pussy, ass and feet licked

Our pussy prefers to lick its own arse and feet but i'll run it by the sicko