If Martin goes should we look to trade Bolton?

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Big, 'down there', is what I heard...

I heard he had groin relocation surgery to his head. It's why people call him a dickhead. One because his first name is Richard and Dick is short for Richard and second he has had his todger surgically relocated to his forehead. To improve the blood flow. So for a while, he was known as "dickhead" for the aforementioned reasons. Then it became a bit cumbersome and he couldn't do things like drink a pint or sniff a great red with out his surgically relocated dick getting involved. Then he spoke to his face surgeon who suggested that he move it slightly to the right of his forehead to allow him to get on with his life as a dickhead. Dick said yes, this sounds great. Surgery a complete success and he is now a right dickhead.
 
Carr is about to put a clubs planning back 5 years by making either us or someone else pay too much of the salary cap to Dusty. This thread was started tongue in cheek but maybe its something we will end up giving serious thought too in the next couple of years.

Carr is a loose cannon distrusted by most of the footy world, the other managers and even most of the entertainment industry. The game itself is meaningless to him, most managers still give some consideration to the competition and clubs if only because they have a stable of players to consider. Carr has only 3 players and we have 2 of them, its like us being one of 18 guys in a ward where only three will get rectal examinations and we are being bent over twice.

Dusty may get an offer too good to refuse like Ablett did.
 

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Carr is about to put a clubs planning back 5 years by making either us or someone else pay too much of the salary cap to Dusty. This thread was started tongue in cheek but maybe its something we will end up giving serious thought too in the next couple of years.

Carr is a loose cannon distrusted by most of the footy world, the other managers and even most of the entertainment industry. The game itself is meaningless to him, most managers still give some consideration to the competition and clubs if only because they have a stable of players to consider. Carr has only 3 players and we have 2 of them, its like us being one of 18 guys in a ward where only three will get rectal examinations and we are being bent over twice.

Dusty may get an offer too good to refuse like Ablett did.

Good post , greed is a terrible thing .
 
Carr is about to put a clubs planning back 5 years by making either us or someone else pay too much of the salary cap to Dusty. This thread was started tongue in cheek but maybe its something we will end up giving serious thought too in the next couple of years.

Carr is a loose cannon distrusted by most of the footy world, the other managers and even most of the entertainment industry. The game itself is meaningless to him, most managers still give some consideration to the competition and clubs if only because they have a stable of players to consider. Carr has only 3 players and we have 2 of them, its like us being one of 18 guys in a ward where only three will get rectal examinations and we are being bent over twice.

Dusty may get an offer too good to refuse like Ablett did.

Yes well said. If he leaves we basically go into next year our best player short & not enough time to properly replace him with another gun with the left over money. Also the longer it drags out & we don't know how much it's going to take to keep him puts any potential recruiting for next season up in the air
 

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