Sir_Loin
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Big, 'down there', is what I heard...
I heard he had groin relocation surgery to his head. It's why people call him a dickhead. One because his first name is Richard and Dick is short for Richard and second he has had his todger surgically relocated to his forehead. To improve the blood flow. So for a while, he was known as "dickhead" for the aforementioned reasons. Then it became a bit cumbersome and he couldn't do things like drink a pint or sniff a great red with out his surgically relocated dick getting involved. Then he spoke to his face surgeon who suggested that he move it slightly to the right of his forehead to allow him to get on with his life as a dickhead. Dick said yes, this sounds great. Surgery a complete success and he is now a right dickhead.