Opinion If players were cars...

Discussion in 'Essendon' started by Howard Moon, Aug 2, 2017.

Put it out there
  1. Howard Moon

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    what if players were cars?

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    Josh Green

    shit box rotary that revs off its head and makes a whole lot of noise, but whats it doing actually?


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    Heath Hocking

    Realiable, trustworthy kingswood, easy to work on, dosent pretend to be anything its not, just gets about doing what it does best.



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    Zach Merrett

    This thing is the vehicle for any occasion, take it to an a list function, it fits in, drag a guy off in the street, it wins... take it off road, not afraid to get its hands dirty.



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    Jobe Watson

    old classic deffinatley of its time, not the most agile of beast but can go when it needs too. from a long line of classics. Has seen better days though.



    have a crack at it !
     

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    Walla

    mini cooper...small, fast, tough, sleek - the best.
     
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    David Myers

    looks like a pretty smart thing until you try dodge anything or use its wrong side...
     
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    Looking forward to DPS doing this with nothing but Simpsons cars...
     
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    Wonder who he will have as Homer's high school Plymouth?
     
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    No right wheel....very appropriate
     
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    Unfinished project - spent years sitting in the hangar getting worked on, looked to be something special but just ran out of time and funds. Some bloke from Freo bought it on gumtree to finish the job
     
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    Now sitting burnt-out in a backyard somewhere in Banyule
     
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    Jackson Merret
     
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    A small flashy one
     
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    Stepping beyond the club for this one:

    Mark 'Jacko' Jackson


    Tough, bold and effective beast when used for the purpose it was designed for.
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    Then it went commercial, became all 'show' and hit the American market where it had far more appeal than in Australia. Loud and obnoxious and generally bad for the environment it eventually lost its appeal and faded from view.
     
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    here we have dustin martin and his team mates
     
  19. Howard Moon

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    think he needs a wheel alignment sometimes - veers to the right
     
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    joel selwood - every week.
     
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    Is that the AFL's attempt at creating their own car - The Folau?
     
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    Nah its a car built for Vickery
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