Roast If there was a State team

[naturally north]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-05-31/state-teams-we-name-the-best-of-the-best

ALLIES
B: Jarrod Harbrow, Dane Rampe, Jeremy Howe
HB: Callum Mills, Steven May, Zac Williams
C: Isaac Smith, Dayne Beams, Nick Riewoldt
HF: Steven Motlop, Taylor Walker, Mav Weller
F: Jack Riewoldt, Ben Brown, Luke Breust
R: Toby Nankervis, Isaac Heeney, Dayne Zorko
INT: Sam Gilbert, Zach Tuohy, Jack Steele, Lachie Weller
UNLUCKY: Harris Andrews, Jarrod Witts, Josh Green





SOUTH AUSTRALIA
B: Rory Laird, Phil Davis, Tom Jonas
HB: Shannon Hurn, Heath Grundy, Shaun Burgoyne
C: Jared Polec, Bryce Gibbs, Bernie Vince
HF: Paul Puopolo, Justin Westhoff, Shane Edwards
F: Orazio Fantasia, Daniel Menzel, Brodie Grundy
R: Sam Jacobs, Brad Ebert, Lachie Neale
INT: Caleb Daniel, Brodie Smith, Ryan Burton, Trent Dumont
UNLUCKY: Hamish Hartlett, Andrew Mackie, Jack Hombsch





VICTORIA
B: Heath Shaw, Robbie Tarrant, Dylan Roberton
HB: Easton Wood, Michael Hurley, Sam Docherty
C: Josh Kelly, Joel Selwood, Zach Merrett
HF: Marcus Bontempelli, Joe Daniher, Dustin Martin
F: Toby Greene, Jeremy Cameron, Eddie Betts
R: Shane Mumford, Patrick Dangerfield, Rory Sloane
INT: Ollie Wines, Gary Ablett, Andrew Gaff, Clayton Oliver
UNLUCKY: Marc Murphy, Scott Pendlebury, Tom Lynch (Gold Coast), Matthew Kreuzer, Seb Ross


WESTERN AUSTRALIA
B: Nathan Wilson, Alex Rance, Brad Sheppard
HB: Elliot Yeo, Jeremy McGovern, Jason Johannisen
C: Bradley Hill, Patrick Cripps, Mitch Duncan
HF: Michael Walters, Lance Franklin, Cam McCarthy
F: Jeff Garlett, Paddy Ryder, Charlie Cameron
Ruck: Aaron Sandilands, Nat Fyfe, Tom Mitchell
INT: Connor Blakely, Matt Priddis, Daniel Wells, Stephen Hill
UNLUCKY: Jack Darling, Sam Menegola, Sam Powell-Pepper

We got some serious work to do in selling our bloody profile. Not all football work is on the field.

 

[JD-Roo]

"If there was a State team,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb"

 

[Mav]

WTF aren't Kelly and Martin in Bold?

 

[Gasometer]

....Boomer would play and be BOG

 

[darko]

Big V in a rout.

 

[astrovic]

Shows how deep Victoria bats that there's no room for Goldstein, Cunnington or Gibson.

 

[Shagga is all Class]

Big V in a rout.

Nah.

W.A. are so confident that Rance can defend everything they don't even need Williams to lock down on Betts or Toby Greene.

 

[Marstermind]

Nah.

W.A. are so confident that Rance can defend everything they don't even need Williams to lock down on Betts or Toby Greene.

Brad Sheppard....

 

[shniko11]

Big V in a rout.

That forward line phwoar.

 

[Pep Fraudiola]

Full strength WA team would take some beating.

Seb Ross, unlucky? Ben Cunnington? Not unlucky.

Give me a ******* spell.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Full strength WA team would take some beating.

Seb Ross, unlucky? Ben Cunnington? Not unlucky.

Give me a ******* spell.

Cunnington>Oliver.

Every day and twice on sundays.

 

[discomute]

Objectively I can say that if they have pendles as 'unlucky' then whoever wrote this is an idiot and I'm not fussed only 2 north players have been named

 

[marklovesbeer]

Betts is not Victorian.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Betts is not Victorian.

He played at Templestowe as a junior. Where was he born?

 

[Twinkletoes]

He played at Templestowe as a junior. Where was he born?

According to Wiki:

Betts was born in Port Lincoln, South Australia and raised by his mother in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia.[1] He played junior football for the Mines Rovers Football Club,[3] before moving back to Port Lincoln, where his father lived, to play for the Mallee Park Peckers. While in Port Lincoln, Betts' off-field behaviour was an issue, which included smoking, drinking, drugs and truancy. As a result, his mother arranged for the 15-year-old Betts to move to Melbourne and begin a TAFE program run by Indigenous former footballer Phil Krakouer.[1]

In Melbourne, Betts played football for Templestowe, where he won the EFL Division 3 league best and fairest in 2002,[4] and TAC Cup football for the Calder Cannons. He represented Vic Metro as a 16-year-old in the 2003 AFL Under 18 Championships and was selected in the Under 18 All-Australian team that season. He was too young to be selected in the AFL draft at the end of 2003, and he played another season with the Cannons, but was hindered by osteitis pubis. He was overlooked in the 2004 National Draft as a result.[1]

 

[marklovesbeer]

According to Wiki:

Betts was born in Port Lincoln, South Australia and raised by his mother in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia.[1] He played junior football for the Mines Rovers Football Club,[3] before moving back to Port Lincoln, where his father lived, to play for the Mallee Park Peckers. While in Port Lincoln, Betts' off-field behaviour was an issue, which included smoking, drinking, drugs and truancy. As a result, his mother arranged for the 15-year-old Betts to move to Melbourne and begin a TAFE program run by Indigenous former footballer Phil Krakouer.[1]

In Melbourne, Betts played football for Templestowe, where he won the EFL Division 3 league best and fairest in 2002,[4] and TAC Cup football for the Calder Cannons. He represented Vic Metro as a 16-year-old in the 2003 AFL Under 18 Championships and was selected in the Under 18 All-Australian team that season. He was too young to be selected in the AFL draft at the end of 2003, and he played another season with the Cannons, but was hindered by osteitis pubis. He was overlooked in the 2004 National Draft as a result.[1]

Classic. Move to Victoria as a 15 year old & you're in the state team. Haha.

 

[naturally north]

WTF aren't Kelly and Martin in Bold?

Ok fair point I changed Kelly but am not changing Martin.

 

[Groin guru]

Powell-Pepper.

Jesus. Get a few highlights and the media is all over you. Give me a spell.

 

[remfan101]

Oliver over Pendelbury is the worst call I've ever seen

 

[CrazyQ]

He played at Templestowe as a junior. Where was he born?

I'm pretty sure he was at the Cannons as well.

 

[CrazyQ]

According to Wiki:

Betts was born in Port Lincoln, South Australia and raised by his mother in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia.[1] He played junior football for the Mines Rovers Football Club,[3] before moving back to Port Lincoln, where his father lived, to play for the Mallee Park Peckers. While in Port Lincoln, Betts' off-field behaviour was an issue, which included smoking, drinking, drugs and truancy. As a result, his mother arranged for the 15-year-old Betts to move to Melbourne and begin a TAFE program run by Indigenous former footballer Phil Krakouer.[1]

In Melbourne, Betts played football for Templestowe, where he won the EFL Division 3 league best and fairest in 2002,[4] and TAC Cup football for the Calder Cannons. He represented Vic Metro as a 16-year-old in the 2003 AFL Under 18 Championships and was selected in the Under 18 All-Australian team that season. He was too young to be selected in the AFL draft at the end of 2003, and he played another season with the Cannons, but was hindered by osteitis pubis. He was overlooked in the 2004 National Draft as a result.[1]

I still haven't learnt to read just a little further down.

You were right.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Classic. Move to Victoria as a 15 year old & you're in the state team. Haha.

It works both ways at least. Blakey and Longmire's kids etc