If West Coast can't beat the (not so) Mighty Saints by 100 points tonight...

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Plugger35

The umpires are always right!
Joined
Sep 27, 2008
Posts
91,975
Likes
89,632
AFL Club
St Kilda
Other Teams
Chelsea, Black Caps, Subiaco
Thread starter #2
In all seriousness we're missing 4 of our best key defenders in Carlsile, Brown, Roberton and Gilbert up against Kennedy and Darling.

We're also missing the GOAT Acres, arguably the best young midfielder/forward in the comp along with quality forwards in Josh Bruce and Ben Long.

To top it off St Kilda's best supporter yours truly is a late out, I strained my vocal chords Bonnie Tyler style so I won't be at the game to boo the umpires.

We have no hope.


PS - Did I mention we're also tanking?
 

Bigeasy

Brownlow Medallist
Joined
Apr 9, 2008
Posts
25,408
Likes
21,953
Location
The Ponderosa
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Hammers & Steelers
#3
In all seriousness we're missing 4 of our best key defenders in Carlsile, Brown, Roberton and Gilbert up against Kennedy and Darling.

We're also missing the GOAT Acres, arguably the best young midfielder/forward in the comp along with quality forwards in Josh Bruce and Ben Long.

To top it off St Kilda's best supporter yours truly is a late out, I strained my vocal chords Bonnie Tyler style so I won't be at the game to boo the umpires.

We have no hope.


PS - Did I mention we're also tanking?
Yes you did but didn't mention how shit your list and coach is.
 

Plugger35

The umpires are always right!
Joined
Sep 27, 2008
Posts
91,975
Likes
89,632
AFL Club
St Kilda
Other Teams
Chelsea, Black Caps, Subiaco
Thread starter #5
Yes you did but didn't mention how shit your list and coach is.
Our list isn't great but we have copped a lot of injuries, Norf on the other hand have pretty much a full strength list to pick from.

As for our coach, he is shit, uninspiring and taking us nowhere but at least he isn't Ross Lyin.
 

SaltPeter

"I’m a professional bullshitter"
Joined
Jan 6, 2018
Posts
5,111
Likes
5,622
AFL Club
Adelaide
Other Teams
Norwood
#6
In all seriousness we're missing 4 of our best key defenders in Carlsile, Brown, Roberton and Gilbert up against Kennedy and Darling.

We're also missing the GOAT Acres, arguably the best young midfielder/forward in the comp along with quality forwards in Josh Bruce and Ben Long.

To top it off St Kilda's best supporter yours truly is a late out, I strained my vocal chords Bonnie Tyler style so I won't be at the game to boo the umpires.

We have no hope.


PS - Did I mention we're also tanking?
Bit of luck and Kennedy will kick the Exer's away from Carltank
 
Joined
Mar 30, 2013
Posts
12,925
Likes
31,730
Location
M9 - M10 Standing Room
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Tottenham Hotspur
Moderator #10
In all seriousness we're missing 4 of our best key defenders in Carlsile, Brown, Roberton.

We're also missing the GOAT Acres, arguably the best young midfielder/forward in the comp along with quality forwards in Josh Bruce and Ben Long.
Well you’ve convinced me

Saints by three goals
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Plugger35

The umpires are always right!
Joined
Sep 27, 2008
Posts
91,975
Likes
89,632
AFL Club
St Kilda
Other Teams
Chelsea, Black Caps, Subiaco
Thread starter #16
Thanks for all your concerns about my vocal chords injury, the Saints cheersquad gave me right up until the last minute to prove I could boo at full strength.

Unfortunately I couldn't get through a boo fitness test, I could've booed tonight at about 80% but they thought it just wasn't worth the risk against the best booers in the comp at their home ground so they've rested me up for next week.
 

Plugger35

The umpires are always right!
Joined
Sep 27, 2008
Posts
91,975
Likes
89,632
AFL Club
St Kilda
Other Teams
Chelsea, Black Caps, Subiaco
Thread starter #21
Flogstradamus

West Coast struggled to beat the Mighty Saints by more than 10 points even with double the free kicks in their favour.

Long time West Coast supporter Lethality was apparently disgusted and burst his Craig Turley blow up doll.
 
Top Bottom