If your team was a single player which player would that be?

[RUNVS]

The perfect offseason thread, or at least an offseason thread.

So if your team was a single player in the league, so a player that is pretty much everything your team is, who would that player be?

Also, it does not need to be a player in your team, just a player currently in the AFL.

For me the Swans are Josh Dunkley from the Bulldogs. Tough, a big tackler, rarely pushed off the ball but as slow as a glacier and a rather iffy kick who does not usually get involved in free-flowing attacking chains of play.

So what player is your team?

 

[rippersnipper]

Ben Cunnington. Really good sometimes, *en rubbish sometimes, but otherwise middle of the road to above average for a player of his ilk. Hard and courageous but has limitations.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Jordan McMahon

 

[wadistance]

We would easily be Jeremy McGovern. Copped a lot of s**t for our appearance a few years back, cleaned up our act well. Taken plenty of knocks, always got to our feet and kept going even under duress. Premiership medallion around the neck.


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[Scorpus]

Richard Douglas.

A fairly average, aging player who was much better quite some time ago. Inconsistent these days and can struggle against the better sides, or at random for no reason. In pressure matches, slips over at crucial moments and would be described as everything but clutch. Better than the worst players so finishes high in the B&F, but never high enough to win it, apart from that one time ages ago. As a Victorian, he was always a risk of leaving at some point.

 

[MagicGnome97]

Tyson Goldsack. Embodies the spirit of Collingwood.

 

[Old Stuckup]

Jake Stringer sums us up pretty well (on the field at least).

 

[FastLane]

Reece Conca-

once highly rated and now an absolute joke

 

[Luv_our_club]

We could be Roughy.

Skill, longevity, kicks lefty, plays multiple positions, willing to not be the best or highest paid, smart without being clever, personality without limelight, highlights tape is very decent but not flashy, hungry for team success.



My first post in the off season... can the season start tomorrow. please.

 

[DaveLister]

Reece Conca

 

[Righteo]

Dardy McCrafty

A promising player who missed the whole 2016 season and has been painfully underwhelming since returning. Also smokes durries off-field

 

[Checkered]

Lachie Neale

Transitioning from a team of battlers who play ugly footy to a young team brimming with potential

 

[Righteo]

Lachie Neale

Transitioning from a team of battlers who play ugly footy to a young team brimming with potential

Your Other Teams section needs updating, just fyi.

 

[blckcaviar]

I don't know... who is the worst player in the AFL? Him

 

[Jibroni]

Nathan Jones - Tough campaigner, contested ball winner but skills can let him down under pressure.

 

[WCErevival]

Matt Eagles from Brisbane.

Previously it would have been Nathan Eagleton

 

[BotsMaster]

Luke Dahlhaus

 

[OniAu]

I don't know... who is the worst player in the AFL? Him

Josh Bootsma. Like Josh on tinder , never get a win unless the other person is on drugs

 

[HTT]

Leigh Matthews

Or to be less contentious and use a different sport, Michael Jordan

Put humbly, the greatest team to walk this planet

 

[Gydafud]

Sam Menegola

Reliable during the home & away but go missing in finals. Also, handsome.

 

[YEMOC NAYR]

I don't know... who is the worst player in the AFL? Him

boostma is the carlton of 2018

 

[Spacedog]

Jack Riewoldt

 

[John Kale]

Luke Power.

Both in name, and the fact we peaked in the early to mid 00s

 

[craffles]

Essendon are definitely Mason Cox.

Don't follow the rules, our best football is unstoppable and our worst is ******* putrid.

 

[Wallaby]

Probably Jack Riewoldt.

On his day, brilliant, exciting, creative, nearly unstoppable.

Off his day, unreliable kick, show-pony, poor body language, easy target for opposition fans and media.