I'm a little sore today

[Username_lost]

Ok so been living in France for 3 months and last night got a little too drunk and did a Steven segal move by jumping and rolling out of a car at 60ks an hour. All elbows and both knees show signs of abuse... Bones feel like I hit a truck but **** it was a brilliant manouver.

I rolled a 3 so I have to say: "How many elbows do you have?"

 

[The Dice Man]

I rolled à six which means i havé to havé another pastis and tell you i am prégnant with Pablo Picasso's illégitimité gréât grand alien.

 

[skilts]

I suppose that's better than being a big scab. Mind you if that were the case, Grollo would certainly give you a job.

 

[Natho]

If this really happened, I am super impressed.