I'm bored - name your film/TV dream team

[PhatBoy]

You're charged with putting together a 5-strong group comprised of film and Tv characters to, I don't know, beat the f*** out of some Nazis or something. You can't have super heroes, that's the only stipulation.


My squad:
The Hound - GOT. Hard bastard, swears a lot, likes a drink, provided he's not infected and fighting a girl he seems virtually incapable of being beaten in combat.

Conan The Barbarian. Crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him, hears the lamentation of their women. Seems impervious to anything other than Trees of Woe. Can operate a mill if required.

Marv - Sin City. Harder than a coffin nail, likes beer and hookers, likes torture, good with saws, axes, also seemingly impossible to kill unless using repeated electrical charges.

Doc Holiday - Tombstone. Ace gunslinger, never misses, quicker than other noted stars like Johnny Ringo, not worried by illnesses despite a tendency to exaggerate them (Oh i wasn't as sick as I made out)

Micky - Snatch. Can beat the piss out of anyone, likes a punt, impossible to track down if you're a member of the constabulary



* I'm bored.

 

[Nostradumbass]

I only need one.

Arthur Fonzarelli

 

[PhatBoy]

I only need one.

Arthur Fonzarelli

Win

 

[HairyO]

The Charlie's Angels, Buffy and Max from Dark Angel.

The film is a private thing I shoot at various exotic resorts.

Oh wait, we need to defeat supervillains. Can we make the film after we make light work of them?

Cheers !

 

[akkaps]

I've been thinking about this, actually. But limited to the current crop of television cop shows.

1. Hetty Lang - NCIS LA
2. Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
3. Hank Voight - Chicago PD
4. Olivia Benson - SVU
5. Abby Sciuto - NCIS
6. Maura Isles - Rizzoli and Isles

 

[PhatBoy]

I've been thinking about this, actually. But limited to the current crop of television cop shows.

1. Hetty Lang - NCIS LA
2. Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
3. Hank Voight - Chicago PD
4. Olivia Benson - SVU
5. Abby Sciuto - NCIS
6. Maura Isles - Rizzoli and Isles

Ugh. I love but simoultaneously loathe Reid.

 

[akkaps]

Ugh. I love but simoultaneously loathe Reid.

Yeah, he's not the most easy to get along with and has his flaws. But would be perfect for a super team.
You would have hated the most recent season of Crim Minds, seeing a lot was focused on him.

 

[vast]

The Charlie's Angels, Buffy and Max from Dark Angel.

The film is a private thing I shoot at various exotic resorts.

Oh wait, we need to defeat supervillains. Can we make the film after we make light work of them?

Cheers !

Alba was insanely hot in that show.

Also which charlies angels?

 

[HairyO]

Alba was insanely hot in that show.

Also which charlies angels?

There was only one wasnt there? Late 70s to early 80s?

 

[vast]

There was only one wasnt there? Late 70s to early 80s?

There were a couple of movies as well with Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu. Im sure the originals would be better.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Ripley
Baron Samedi
Hannibal Lecter
Hans Landa
Tyler Durden

Brute strength is overrated. Would win with cunning. Am not counting Samedi as superpowered nor Tyler as a non-character.

 

[Dry Rot]

You're charged with putting together a 5-strong group comprised of film and Tv characters to, I don't know, beat the f*** out of some Nazis or something. You can't have super heroes, that's the only stipulation.

There is only one answer

 

[iluvparis]

Maximus (Gladiator)
Capt. Ronald Speirs (Band of Brothers)
Anton Chirgurh (No Country For Old Men)
Muldoon (Jurassic Park)
Capt Hilts (The Great Escape)

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I've been thinking about this, actually. But limited to the current crop of television cop shows.

1. Hetty Lang - NCIS LA
2. Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
3. Hank Voight - Chicago PD
4. Olivia Benson - SVU
5. Abby Sciuto - NCIS
6. Maura Isles - Rizzoli and Isles

You watch some crap.

 

[PhatBoy]

Maximus (Gladiator)
Capt. Ronald Speirs (Band of Brothers)
Anton Chirgurh (No Country For Old Men)
Muldoon (Jurassic Park)
Capt Hilts (The Great Escape)

Hilts ftw

 

[akkaps]

You watch some crap.

I don't currently watch any of those shows, but I have seen episodes in the past.

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

Angus MacGyver (MacGyver)
John Rambo (First Blood)
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
Kwai Chang Caine (Kung Fu)
Dutch (Predator)

 

[Richard Cranium]

Zooey Deschanel's character from New Girl
Zooey Deschanel's character from (500) Days of Summer
Zooey Deschanel's character from Yes Man
Zooey Deschanel's character from Frasier
Zooey Deschanel's character from Elf

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

john matrix

Nostradumbass

 

[Nostradumbass]

john matrix

Nostradumbass

best

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Muldoon (Jurassic Park)

Frustrating one, offered nothing in the film ultimately. Better shout would be Tembo from the sequel.

 

[Magpiespower]

John McClane
Martin Riggs
Harry Callahan
Popeye Doyle
Jimmy McNulty

 

[PhatBoy]

Angus MacGyver (MacGyver)
John Rambo (First Blood)
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
Kwai Chang Caine (Kung Fu)
Dutch (Predator)

I had to flip a coin between Conan and Dutch. Also pondered 'You ain't afraid of no man' Billy from Predator.

 

[vast]

john matrix

Nostradumbass

Close Thread

 

[Gasometer]

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