Has to be flagmantle
Universal Love I'm getting a tattoo
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ChisholmDale
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I will get Flagmantle tattooed across my forehead, like the clown from batman.
(It's taken 12 years for me to get to 100 posts. I'm glad this is #100)
(It's taken 12 years for me to get to 100 posts. I'm glad this is #100)
I asked my tattooist to put Flagmantle in a very private place. Unfortunately he ran out of space and could only fit FLAGMAN, who says size doesn't matter???
At least now I guess I can get a job working on the railway.
At least now I guess I can get a job working on the railway.
freo84
Norm Smith Medallist
Wow I'm impressed you fit that many letters!!!I asked my tattooist to put Flagmantle in a very private place. Unfortunately he ran out of space and could only fit FLAGMAN, who says size doesn't matter???
At least now I guess I can get a job working on the railway.
I wouldve probably stopped at Flag...
DRAGONS FFC That reminds of an old joke.
David loved his girlfriend, would do anything for her. Once they were engaged he thought that he'd show her how much by getting a tattoo. So off he goes to the tattoo parlour and gets her name engraved on his member. At full mast, "WENDY" is proudly displayed, however at normal times, only the "WY" was visible.
Anyway, the pair get married and are off travelling for their honeymoon, when one day at a truckstop, Dave notices the guy next to him also had a "WY" tattoo on his johnoson. Plucking up some courage, he starts up a conversation, "so," he says, "do you also have a girl called Wendy that you love?"
"What do you mean?" The stranger enquired
"Your tattoo, I notice, that like mine, it says "WY""
"Oh, no, nothing like that." The stranger responded, zipping himself up. "Mine says "Welcome to Wooroomooloo and have a nice day."
David loved his girlfriend, would do anything for her. Once they were engaged he thought that he'd show her how much by getting a tattoo. So off he goes to the tattoo parlour and gets her name engraved on his member. At full mast, "WENDY" is proudly displayed, however at normal times, only the "WY" was visible.
Anyway, the pair get married and are off travelling for their honeymoon, when one day at a truckstop, Dave notices the guy next to him also had a "WY" tattoo on his johnoson. Plucking up some courage, he starts up a conversation, "so," he says, "do you also have a girl called Wendy that you love?"
"What do you mean?" The stranger enquired
"Your tattoo, I notice, that like mine, it says "WY""
"Oh, no, nothing like that." The stranger responded, zipping himself up. "Mine says "Welcome to Wooroomooloo and have a nice day."
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