im off.......Oh life is sooo beautiful umm if your collingwood

[magpie_joffa]

Just thought i would kinda let yous all know im off to the greatest club in all of Australia to pick up all my memberships for our arse kicking season.I know yous are all feeling jealous but im sorry i cant help you,for if you are not collongwood you are not'one of the chosen ones',oh when i walk into the foyer of the collingwood football club i breathe deep and say thank you god for making me a 'chosen one'and then i look around OUR trophy cabinets and yes i kinda get aroused.I see our fantastic past the greatest past of any football club anywhere in australia,yous will prolly disagree with me but hey do u really think i give a shit,and while im at it i will have to stop and look at our 1990 premiership cup,oh yeah i will have to tell them to move it over a bit,just to make a little room for this years cup,oh shit it's so thucking grouse being collingwood,suffer the rest of yous losers HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ....
SEE YOUS LATER......HA HA HA HA

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.

 

[magpie_joffa]

And for you smart bums yeah i did spell collingwood wrong in my previous post here
cause im kinda in a rush and im pretty excited about heading down to pieland so no jokes please...

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.

 

[Darky]

Joffa mate you've got me in stitches. It's a pity you can't get your membership at Brashs.

Remember Brashs record shops? They used to have that policy "if it's shit you get your money back"

 

[dees01]

Why don't you just line up for Grand Final tickets now if your so confident?

 

[Hawkforce.]

Originally posted by magpie_joffa:
Just thought i would kinda let yous all know im off to the greatest club in all of Australia to pick up all my memberships for our arse kicking season.

Nice of you to become "proud, passionate, and paid up", Joffa!

Are you going to join Collingwood as well then?

 

[Arch]

I dont spose these numbers mean anything to "yous" collingwood fans do they ????


W-7 L-15 % 85.93 Pts 28

Its always more fun when collingwood fans THINK they have a chance isnt it ??

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

shove your statistics up your arse!

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"Collingwood forever"

 

[carb70]

So Joffa, how are things there in fantasy land?. Back here in the real world everything is fine and Collingwood is still as pathetic as ever.

 

[Shinboners]

Onya Joffa.....gotta love someone who loves their footy club so much.

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by magpie_joffa:
Just thought i would kinda let yous all know im off to the greatest club in all of Australia to pick up all my memberships for our arse kicking season.

Thank goodness you have realised that Collingwood are going to get their arse kicked this season. It's always good to prepare for the worse.

 

[The PIErate]

Originally posted by carb70:
So Joffa, how are things there in fantasy land?. Back here in the real world everything is fine and Collingwood is still as pathetic as ever.

So, which is it Carb70? Do you live in the real world or do you live in Adelaide?
And how many practice games of Collingwood's have you seen so far this season?

 

[Joel]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
Onya Joffa.....gotta love someone who loves their footy club so much.

Too right Shinboners. Least you aren't as biased as the rest of the people around here.

 

[Mags]

Wheres my membership!

Im

now i sent away for it 4 weeks ago and gave my money into the club and said i want my membership!

Im going to have to go down there and abuse tommorrow if it isnt in the mail!

Mags
Prezident Of The Titans

 

[MightyBungHole]

Hey Joffa...
Just curious are you any relation to
Jeff Fenech or is it possible that you are infact Jeff??
Adios El-BungHolio!!

[This message has been edited by MightyBungHole (edited 13 February 2001).]

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

yes i went down the club yesterday and today and i must say a bit of the Collingwood spirit is returning to me....and the sexy guy at the membership department helped hehe!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[dees01]

Can't Collingwood afford the postage stamp to send you all your memberships?

 

[*miss_magpie*]

If they WERE to get them sent out, they wouldn't recieve them for two to three weeks, so they couldn't use the memberships to get into the game this week at colonial, so it's easier to get the membership from the club, that way they get free entry off it

 

[Asgardian]

Joffa, did you know I'm a hindu, lol lol lol, and I believe in reincarnation, the theory is along the lines of ascending during various lifetimes to reach nirvanna.

Anyway, if in a lifetime you have been bad, you are reincarnated lower down the scale, if you are good, you are reincarnated higher up the scale.

If you have been very bad, well, the lowest you can go is to be reincarnated as a Collingwood supporter

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

 

[SS11]

to all u non-collingwood idiots
i feel sorry for u guys, barracking for clubs like power, adelaide, hawthorn who have no tradition or feelings like us pies fans have

SUFFER IN YA JOCKS

 

[Mudholian]

Originally posted by SS11:
to all u non-collingwood idiots
i feel sorry for u guys, barracking for clubs like power, adelaide, hawthorn who have no tradition or feelings like us pies fans have

SUFFER IN YA JOCKS

I'm certain you have accomplishments, tradition and, above all, feelings, which makes you recent performance all the more pathetic.
Mud

 

[Hawkforce.]

Originally posted by SS11:
to all u non-collingwood idiots
i feel sorry for u guys, barracking for clubs like power, adelaide, hawthorn who have no tradition or feelings like us pies fans have

SUFFER IN YA JOCKS

Hmmm... I'm pretty happy with my choice of club, but nice of you to force me to reflect upon the comparative success between Hawthorn and Collingwood!

 

[lioness]

Joffa, you're a legend mate!!!!! Your passion for your beloved Pies is admirable.

So enthusiastic even though your club has fallen on hard times on-field......that's the sign of a true supporter!!!!!!!!!

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*the one and only lioness*

 

[sandie]

Lioness I am with you. It is great to see someone so passionate about their club. In the late 70's & 80's I too was coming out with these statements, we leave ourselves open to ridicule, but who cares. If you love your team there is always next year if your team doesn't perform to your expectations.
Cheers

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Frodo does not exist outside of Tolkien's imagination

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by lioness22:
Joffa, you're a legend mate!!!!! Your passion for your beloved Pies is admirable.

Admirable bordering on phucken insane

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

Originally posted by SS11:
to all u non-collingwood idiots
i feel sorry for u guys, barracking for clubs like power, adelaide, hawthorn who have no tradition or feelings like us pies fans have

SUFFER IN YA JOCKS

Now lets see whats the choice again, my lifetime following Collingwood or Hawthorn?

HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA

Oh sorry you were serious!!!!