i'm offering one week's amnesty.

[magpie_joffa]

Did you's see the awesome story in the melbourne herald sun today?
It was about collingwood- natch,the story had such an impact on me i had to ask a shop assistant for a chair as i could sit down and collect my thoughts on the upcomming season, beware you collingwood haters i have a feeling this sleeping giant is about to awake and when it does 'well to put it simply' it will be the most ruthless arse kicking machine to ever grace AFL turf,im sorry but its gonna happen,i know by now you will be trembling as you read this and i can understand the terrible state of affairs your in right now.Well excuse me but i could not give one flying pigsroot.But being a fair person who takes pity on lesser fortunates i have come up with a pearler of an idea,Its simple i am a forgiving person so here is what i propose,you will escape the wrath of myself (i cant iclude any of my other 'real magpie' brothers and sisters)But for one week from this day if you come by this post and apologise to joffa for all your uneducated remarks about collingwood i am prepared (depending on sincerity of course)to forgive you.I know you have been ignorant i understand this as i believe you are hiding behind fear,and im sure with pschiatric help there still might be help(i somehow doubt it)But back to the main issue here,tell me why your sorry and if it sounds kinda good i will forgive,but please dont procrastinate this only applies for the next 7 days.And to those who dont take this oppertunity start sayin your prayers you slagbags ha ha ha ha.


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I get up in the evening and i ain't got nothing to say,I come home in the morning,I go to bed feeling the same way,I ain't nothing but tired,Man i'm just tired and bored with myself,Hey there baby,I could use just a little help.

 

[Olmy]

You're off ya nut, you maniac! Give us back "Molloy the Roy"!

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

Youll start your climb up the ladder this year Joff. Up to 14th for the maggies. In the year 2015 i predict you will be runner up. Hang in there matey

 

[Arch]

i dont really grasp what youre getting at joffa- are u asking those who bagged collingwood to apologize, so that when the pies actually become the "the most ruthless arse kicking machine to ever grace AFL turf" then you wont hang shite on us ???

That is most kind of you.

the most ruthless arse kicking machine to ever grace AFL turf was the Bombers of 2000. So for collingwood to take that mantle, they'd have to win 22 of 22 plus the premiership right ????

I think im pretty safe in withholding any apology.

 

[sandie]

Joffa
Geez Hun, you must have started on the booze early today, or have you been choofing.

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Frodo does not exist outside of Tolkien's imagination

 

[Magpie Droppings]

Haven't read the story, but is it about some miracle breakthough of they've cloned Nathan Buckley? But even then I doubt he'll pass the ball to a mirror image of himself. A team of Buckley's may get them to 14th but the current crop will do well to win 6 games in 2001.

GO FOR THE COMPENSATION DRAFT PICK!!!

 

[CJH]

Sorry?

About Collingwood?

Hmmmmmmm?!?!?

Yeah, you're right, I do feel sorry for them!

Rot in hell Magpies!

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This is a hallucination and these faces are in a dream. A computer generated environment; a fantasy island you can do anything and not have to face the consequences.

 

[FIGJAM]

The "current" crop doesn't refer to last years team Moron Droppings. The actual current crop will be one of the fastest and best drilled in the competition. Mickey has made sure of that!!!

The wheat has been sorted from the chaff, with the majority of that chaff going to the Kanga-whos?.

 

[Catman]

I know you Collingwood fans smoke some strange substances, but this is extremely strange!

 

[Anton Grbac]

"Our father who art in heaven...." Oh bugger it, 'spose i'm just a 'slagbag'!

where's wally?

 

[Carey_is_King]

Joffa,
I read where Molloy has lost 10kg. That accounts for half of his left arse cheek, but I wonder what they are doing about the rest ? Won't he be unbalanced?

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Trample the Weak,
Hurdle the Dead.

 

[eastaugh36]

oh my god ! Who have collingwood gained that will make them go so well joffa ??? Brodie Holland ? Carl Steinfort ? James Clement ? - Not likely ! lol
Didak is a good talent but wont really impact until the future
Wakelin, Rintoul ??? Hardly !
you will have another couple of years outside the 8 yet, but hang in there.

 

[Mobbs]

Couldn't they take 5kg off each?

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Asgardian]

tremble tremble

snig ger snig ger
chuckle chuckle
hehehehehehehe
hahahahahahaha
LOL
LMAO
ROFLMAO

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

[This message has been edited by Asgardian (edited 08 February 2001).]

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Carey_is_King:
Joffa,
I read where Molloy has lost 10kg.

I bet the dealer wasn't happy he lost it

He'll fit in perfect down Smith Street

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"Hey ,just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

 

[JUBJUB]

I liked the picture of the 3 Collingwood players in the paper yesterday.They were all looking at the one book.Maybe they were reading it together so they could workout the big words like - HAT,MAT,FAT,CAT

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"Hey ,just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Great post Joffa! I haven't bagged the Pies too much but I have thought about revising their ladder position to 14 or 15. The start of the long climb perhaps. A few years down the track, who knows? The exclamation mark will be put back on the Carlton v Collingwood rivalry in no uncertain terms. Then the rest of the footy world can look on awe-struck by the fantastic spectacle before them.

Let the games begin!

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mens sana in corpore sano - a sound mind in a sound body

[This message has been edited by The Old Dark Navy's (edited 08 February 2001).]

 

[dutchy_rules]

surely you cant be serious..... the taunting hasnt even started yet.... just wait til the real season starts and the mighty pies continue to mount up the losses....starting rd1... if essendon could win 21 games last year, i would think you could lose that many.... i reckon your mob would struggle to beat the boxhill hawks let alone a real afl team.....
obviously the heat of today has gotten to you. I think you should put on the ice vest that buckley was wearing today, have a very cold drink and get over it.....

 

[sandie]

JUB JUB
Was it a Dr Seuss book.

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Frodo does not exist outside of Tolkien's imagination

 

[TheGlove]

Hey Joffa, at least you managed to pick a topic the would get some posts..... There is no way Collingwood will finish higher than 14th. It is only Buckley, you'd need another 21 of him then you'd be ok.

You can't tell me either that if we apologise you will not expose us to the gloating in the rare occurrence that Collingwood win a game. That is bs. You'd let everyone know about it and don't deny it. Besdies you have to enjoy every win you get, it is a bit of a rarity.

TheGlove

 

[Magpie-Fletch]

Oh well Joffa, can't say you didn't you try.

Looks like we have got some good old fashined bragging to do each and every week as we destroy all these third world clubs one by one.

LET THE BLACK AND WHITE JUGGERNAUT BEGIN!

IT"S TIME TO GO TO WAR!


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"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" -Winston Churchill

 

[Darky]

Sorry Joffa, I don't normally bag Collingwood but you've started the topic so yer askin' for it. Collingwood are shit and will finish no higher than 12th

 

[Denno]

Wasn't there something in the paper a few days ago about the Collingwood players going back to school to study or something? Surely they should learn how to play football first!

 

[lioness]

I'm sorry about Collingwood.

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*the one and only lioness*

 

[jod23]

Joffa, i think your a cool dude and you make me laugh so dont take this to heart but ... hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....oooohh maaan .. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehhehehehe.

Well at least youve got heart man. Thats a classic.

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I can handle the fighting, its the affection i cant stand and i dont mind us talking just dont try to touch my hand.