I'm touching my stringy bit for Stringer.

DapperJong

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Just getting in early.

I would like to formally welcome Jake Stringer to the Essendon Football Club.

Step one: you tell us how many kgs of muscle you would like to put on.

Step two: List your favourite coffee. It will be supplied to you daily by our on-site (sometimes off-site) barista/brownlow medallist.

Step three: Repeat these words ten times a day:

JAMES HIRD IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND CAN DO NO WRONG.
HAIL THE MIGHTY ESSENDON.
THANK YOU DODORO FOR RELEASING ME FROM MY HELL.




 

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Chappyuk

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Just getting in early.

I would like to formally welcome Jake Stringer to the Essendon Football Club.

Step one: you tell us how many kgs of muscle you would like to put on.

Step two: List your favourite coffee. It will be supplied to you daily by our on-site (sometimes off-site) barista/brownlow medallist.

Step three: Repeat these words ten times a day:

JAMES HIRD IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND CAN DO NO WRONG.
HAIL THE MIGHTY ESSENDON.
THANK YOU DODORO FOR RELEASING ME FROM MY HELL.



Reckon you should concentrate on getting Libba. He seems willing to try new things.
 

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crowmyzone

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Just getting in early.

I would like to formally welcome Jake Stringer to the Essendon Football Club.

Step one: you tell us how many kgs of muscle you would like to put on.

Step two: List your favourite coffee. It will be supplied to you daily by our on-site (sometimes off-site) barista/brownlow medallist.

Step three: Repeat these words ten times a day:

JAMES HIRD IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND CAN DO NO WRONG.
HAIL THE MIGHTY ESSENDON.
THANK YOU DODORO FOR RELEASING ME FROM MY HELL.



The boofhead should feel right at home here.
 
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