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No, no, no. This is a deep question. I'm all over it.

Imagine a world where they made sandwiches with only one slice of bread - and without folding it in half (open face freaks). Sooner or later, someone would get the bright idea to add the second slice of bread. Therein lies the solution to the mysterious chopping block enigma.

Whoah. Big thought.
 

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Originally posted by you_idiot
Or..........

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Hmmmmmmmmm.... the mysteries of our existence... :D

Cheers,
William

If drink driving is illegal, why do we need a driver's license to buy alcohol and why are there parking spaces at pubs? :D

What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions? :D
 
Why is it that goods transported by car are called "shipping", but when transported by ship are called "cargo"?
 
Originally posted by BomberGal


If drink driving is illegal, why do we need a driver's license to buy alcohol and why are there parking spaces at pubs? :D

What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions? :D

1) Its a form of ID, just as a passport would work. The parking spaces are for the designated drivers (eg. me) :)

2) Life would be a lot simpler. and more boring
 
Originally posted by JUBJUB
How come all TV shows give god a beard ?
How do we know god's a bloke ?

1) THe blokes been in existence for eternity. You'd imagine he'd get sick of shaving.

2) Because only a bloke could make a whole universe in 7 days :)
 
Originally posted by sandeano
Why is it that goods transported by car are called "shipping", but when transported by ship are called "cargo"?

I call goods transported in my car either shopping or friends. They call it "cargo" because it would be stupid to call it "cardon'tgo"
 
OK, I'll leave you with another one..

Why when you break a stick in half, you get 2 sticks, but when you break a dog you dont get two dogs

Answer me that number munchers.
 

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Originally posted by King_Henry

Why when you break a stick in half, you get 2 sticks, but when you break a dog you dont get two dogs

I've been experimenting in the lab for some weeks now trying to come up with an answer to that very question. So far, I haven't solved it. I'll be getting back to you the very minute I have an answer. A couple of things I have discovered:

Sticks are much harder on rotary saw blades than are dogs.

But the sticks make less noise over all.
 

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