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Okay, now I'm 100% certain that this is an expansion team announcement. NaturalDisaster have you been informed of this?
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Please, I'd never be on a team with por_please_yaOkay, now I'm 100% certain that this is an expansion team announcement. NaturalDisaster have you been informed of this?
Why have you stopped tagging BLUEALLTHRU, Headless?After porps’ glass was knocked over, we all got to work on the clean-up process. You see, we – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are all such wonderfully close friends, and we all wanted to contribute to a clean and welcome present environment – that is, Yak’s Christmas tree room.
But there was an issue. I could tell that something was upsetting my dear friend manangatang. That is to say, I had the physical capacity to tell PMBangers – and I did.
I said, “PMBangers, something is upsetting my dear friend manangatang.”
PMBangers didn’t respond – they were too busy flittering around the room telling everybody that they were cheeky devils. Every several moments, PMBangers stopped flittering to stand up straight – and we’re talking STRAIGHT – and say, “flippity flippity flummox!” But I need to get to my very important announcement, so I won’t elaborate.
I went up to manangatang, and said, “mang, something seems to be bothering you.”
mang said, “BOTHERING me? What do you MEAN?”
I said, “to bother: (of a circumstance or event) worry, disturb, or upset (someone).”
You won’t believe what manang told me next, but I’m going to tell you anyway. He said that there was a dog saying “woof!” next door.
At least, that’s what I thought he meant.
It turns out he actually meant there was a dog saying “woof next door!”, but the dog certainly wasn’t next door. Oh, no – that would be ludicrous.
Instead, the dog was on the ROOF. That is to say, the Really Orange Oblong Floor. And, of course, he was right – the dog WAS on the Really Orange Oblong Floor, and the dog WAS saying “woof next door!”
Nobody else seemed to notice. In fact, GWS Goose was determined to make it clear to everybody that there was no dog saying “woof next door!” on the Really Orange Oblong Floor.
GWS Goose said, “hey Marlowe, guess what ISN’T on the ROOF!”
Marlowe said, “hmm, is it a small cup of gelati?”
As you can imagine, Smartys Power involuntarily said “bleep” at least 3-4 times.
GWS Goose said, “yes!”
Marlowe said, “oh, great!”
Smartys Power said, “bleep.”
Yakker said, “sorry mate, what was that?”
Smartys Power said, “bleep.”
GWS Goose said, “but there’s also something else that ISN’T on the ROOF!”
Marlowe said, “what is it?”
GWS Goose said, “a dog saying ‘woof next door!’”
manangatang said, “I’ve had it up to pussy’s BOW with this dog. The dog keeps WOOFING. The dog is such a BARKER.”
And immediately, Kennedy Parker knocked on the door, and said, “you rang?”
I had to explain to Kennedy Parker that, in fact, we had not mentioned him, and that mang had said "BARKER", not "Kennedy Parker". I had to explain that mang was displeased because he could hear a dog saying “woof next door!” after porps’ glass was knocked over following a game of the popular card game UNO™ in the present environment – that is, Yak’s Christmas tree room – where our group was sleeping after a typical gelati/congee mix-up on the back of a successful fan purchase from Kmart, which was required because Yakker no longer had a connected garden hose to water his yukkas a trifle too enthusiastically after we left the local café (The Local Café), which served very thin hats, where we went after being literally and figuratively gobsmacked, which came about because my dear friend manangatang and I went for a stroll and saw a swan.
It was not a hilarious mix-up.
But then Kennedy Parker explained that there was no dog at all, and the he was the one saying “woof next door!” all along.
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the eleven of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Kennedy Parker and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
It would be a formidable squad if true.Okay, now I'm 100% certain that this is an expansion team announcement. NaturalDisaster have you been informed of this?
After the eleven of us - that's manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Headless and Kennedy Parker from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com had finished whatever it was we were doing. Headless suddenly got a phone call, he picked up and proceeded to speak with the caller.After porps’ glass was knocked over, we all got to work on the clean-up process. You see, we – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are all such wonderfully close friends, and we all wanted to contribute to a clean and welcome present environment – that is, Yak’s Christmas tree room.
But there was an issue. I could tell that something was upsetting my dear friend manangatang. That is to say, I had the physical capacity to tell PMBangers – and I did.
I said, “PMBangers, something is upsetting my dear friend manangatang.”
PMBangers didn’t respond – they were too busy flittering around the room telling everybody that they were cheeky devils. Every several moments, PMBangers stopped flittering to stand up straight – and we’re talking STRAIGHT – and say, “flippity flippity flummox!” But I need to get to my very important announcement, so I won’t elaborate.
I went up to manangatang, and said, “mang, something seems to be bothering you.”
mang said, “BOTHERING me? What do you MEAN?”
I said, “to bother: (of a circumstance or event) worry, disturb, or upset (someone).”
You won’t believe what manang told me next, but I’m going to tell you anyway. He said that there was a dog saying “woof!” next door.
At least, that’s what I thought he meant.
It turns out he actually meant there was a dog saying “woof next door!”, but the dog certainly wasn’t next door. Oh, no – that would be ludicrous.
Instead, the dog was on the ROOF. That is to say, the Really Orange Oblong Floor. And, of course, he was right – the dog WAS on the Really Orange Oblong Floor, and the dog WAS saying “woof next door!”
Nobody else seemed to notice. In fact, GWS Goose was determined to make it clear to everybody that there was no dog saying “woof next door!” on the Really Orange Oblong Floor.
GWS Goose said, “hey Marlowe, guess what ISN’T on the ROOF!”
Marlowe said, “hmm, is it a small cup of gelati?”
As you can imagine, Smartys Power involuntarily said “bleep” at least 3-4 times.
GWS Goose said, “yes!”
Marlowe said, “oh, great!”
Smartys Power said, “bleep.”
Yakker said, “sorry mate, what was that?”
Smartys Power said, “bleep.”
GWS Goose said, “but there’s also something else that ISN’T on the ROOF!”
Marlowe said, “what is it?”
GWS Goose said, “a dog saying ‘woof next door!’”
manangatang said, “I’ve had it up to pussy’s BOW with this dog. The dog keeps WOOFING. The dog is such a BARKER.”
And immediately, Kennedy Parker knocked on the door, and said, “you rang?”
I had to explain to Kennedy Parker that, in fact, we had not mentioned him, and that mang had said "BARKER", not "Kennedy Parker". I had to explain that mang was displeased because he could hear a dog saying “woof next door!” after porps’ glass was knocked over following a game of the popular card game UNO™ in the present environment – that is, Yak’s Christmas tree room – where our group was sleeping after a typical gelati/congee mix-up on the back of a successful fan purchase from Kmart, which was required because Yakker no longer had a connected garden hose to water his yukkas a trifle too enthusiastically after we left the local café (The Local Café), which served very thin hats, where we went after being literally and figuratively gobsmacked, which came about because my dear friend manangatang and I went for a stroll and saw a swan.
It was not a hilarious mix-up.
But then Kennedy Parker explained that there was no dog at all, and the he was the one saying “woof next door!” all along.
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the eleven of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Kennedy Parker and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
After the eleven of us - that's manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Headless and Kennedy Parker from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com had finished whatever it was we were doing. Headless suddenly got a phone call, he picked up and proceeded to speak with the caller.
Headless said, "Oh yes, that sounds like a wonderful opportunity! I'll be available to begin filming tomorrow for sure!"
I said, "Who was that Headless?"
Headless said, "That was my manager Metalcrusher, he had secured me a unique business arrangement with a prominent pharmaceutical company and I've been offered an opportunity to film an advertisement for my very own brand product."
I said, "Oh how exciting! What's the product?"
Headless said, "It's going to be called Headless' Super Effective Haemorrhoid Cream. They said I would be the ideal candidate to sponsor for a product like this because when you're a specialist interchange player, you can spend prolonged periods of time sitting. And you know what happens when you sit for too long? You start developing haemorrhoids! I've developed some legendary haemorrhoids over the past two seasons and I need a legendary haemorrhoid cream to cure my chronic anal bleeding."
Smartys stood up and offered a toast, "Congratulations to our good friend Headless, who today achieved the zenith of an interchange player's career, attaining a sponsorship from a haemorrhoid cream manufacturer. Welcome to the club mate!"
The entire room applauded.
Except for... PMBangers who stood up and said, "It's great that you've gotten your name on a haemorrhoid cream brand Headless. But isn't it a bit perverse that something so important to the health of interchange players all over Sweet is sold for profit? I think it's more appropriate for it to be deemed a human right because whether you're rich like the Gold City Royals or destitute like the Fighting Furies, ALL people deserve to be free from haemorrhoids-"
In the midst of PMBangers' rousing speech, the doorbell rang.
I went to open the door and standing there was ClarkeM.
ClarkeM said, "You rang?"
I said, "Umm no I don't believe I did. You rang in fact."
ClarkeM said, "No, no, I was sure I heard you all mention my name multiple times."
I said, "I don't think so, we were discussing Headless' new sponsorship deal with a haemorrhoid cream."
ClarkeM said, "AH there, haemorrhoid, you mentioned me again."
I said, "I don't understand. Your name is 'ClarkeM', not 'haemorrhoid'."
ClarkeM laughed and then explained, "Haha, it's a funny story, the name ClarkeM actually means haemorrhoid in Swahili so you actually have been mentioning me all this time."
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the twelve of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Kennedy Parker, ClarkeM and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
Headless wromg accountAfter the eleven of us - that's manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Headless and Kennedy Parker from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com had finished whatever it was we were doing. Headless suddenly got a phone call, he picked up and proceeded to speak with the caller.
Headless said, "Oh yes, that sounds like a wonderful opportunity! I'll be available to begin filming tomorrow for sure!"
I said, "Who was that Headless?"
Headless said, "That was my manager Metalcrusher, he had secured me a unique business arrangement with a prominent pharmaceutical company and I've been offered an opportunity to film an advertisement for my very own brand product."
I said, "Oh how exciting! What's the product?"
Headless said, "It's going to be called Headless' Super Effective Haemorrhoid Cream. They said I would be the ideal candidate to sponsor for a product like this because when you're a specialist interchange player, you can spend prolonged periods of time sitting. And you know what happens when you sit for too long? You start developing haemorrhoids! I've developed some legendary haemorrhoids over the past two seasons and I need a legendary haemorrhoid cream to cure my chronic anal bleeding."
Smartys stood up and offered a toast, "Congratulations to our good friend Headless, who today achieved the zenith of an interchange player's career, attaining a sponsorship from a haemorrhoid cream manufacturer. Welcome to the club mate!"
The entire room applauded.
Except for... PMBangers who stood up and said, "It's great that you've gotten your name on a haemorrhoid cream brand Headless. But isn't it a bit perverse that something so important to the health of interchange players all over Sweet is sold for profit? I think it's more appropriate for it to be deemed a human right because whether you're rich like the Gold City Royals or destitute like the Fighting Furies, ALL people deserve to be free from haemorrhoids-"
In the midst of PMBangers' rousing speech, the doorbell rang.
I went to open the door and standing there was ClarkeM.
ClarkeM said, "You rang?"
I said, "Umm no I don't believe I did. You rang in fact."
ClarkeM said, "No, no, I was sure I heard you all mention my name multiple times."
I said, "I don't think so, we were discussing Headless' new sponsorship deal with a haemorrhoid cream."
ClarkeM said, "AH there, haemorrhoid, you mentioned me again."
I said, "I don't understand. Your name is 'ClarkeM', not 'haemorrhoid'."
ClarkeM laughed and then explained, "Haha, it's a funny story, the name ClarkeM actually means haemorrhoid in Swahili so you actually have been mentioning me all this time."
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the twelve of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Kennedy Parker, ClarkeM and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
Is this true Headless? Bleep.After the eleven of us - that's manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Headless and Kennedy Parker from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com had finished whatever it was we were doing. Headless suddenly got a phone call, he picked up and proceeded to speak with the caller.
Headless said, "Oh yes, that sounds like a wonderful opportunity! I'll be available to begin filming tomorrow for sure!"
I said, "Who was that Headless?"
Headless said, "That was my manager Metalcrusher, he had secured me a unique business arrangement with a prominent pharmaceutical company and I've been offered an opportunity to film an advertisement for my very own brand product."
I said, "Oh how exciting! What's the product?"
Headless said, "It's going to be called Headless' Super Effective Haemorrhoid Cream. They said I would be the ideal candidate to sponsor for a product like this because when you're a specialist interchange player, you can spend prolonged periods of time sitting. And you know what happens when you sit for too long? You start developing haemorrhoids! I've developed some legendary haemorrhoids over the past two seasons and I need a legendary haemorrhoid cream to cure my chronic anal bleeding."
Smartys stood up and offered a toast, "Congratulations to our good friend Headless, who today achieved the zenith of an interchange player's career, attaining a sponsorship from a haemorrhoid cream manufacturer. Welcome to the club mate!"
The entire room applauded.
Except for... PMBangers who stood up and said, "It's great that you've gotten your name on a haemorrhoid cream brand Headless. But isn't it a bit perverse that something so important to the health of interchange players all over Sweet is sold for profit? I think it's more appropriate for it to be deemed a human right because whether you're rich like the Gold City Royals or destitute like the Fighting Furies, ALL people deserve to be free from haemorrhoids-"
In the midst of PMBangers' rousing speech, the doorbell rang.
I went to open the door and standing there was ClarkeM.
ClarkeM said, "You rang?"
I said, "Umm no I don't believe I did. You rang in fact."
ClarkeM said, "No, no, I was sure I heard you all mention my name multiple times."
I said, "I don't think so, we were discussing Headless' new sponsorship deal with a haemorrhoid cream."
ClarkeM said, "AH there, haemorrhoid, you mentioned me again."
I said, "I don't understand. Your name is 'ClarkeM', not 'haemorrhoid'."
ClarkeM laughed and then explained, "Haha, it's a funny story, the name ClarkeM actually means haemorrhoid in Swahili so you actually have been mentioning me all this time."
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the twelve of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose, PMBangers, Kennedy Parker, ClarkeM and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
Hope not!Is Headless retiring as well as Kennedy Parker ?
Hope not!
My dearest feathery friend Goose,I think I speak for every one when I say we need the next installment of this amazing announcement.
I'm eagerly awaiting the next installment.~~~ to be continued ~~~