Improve the game

[CURVE]

Everybody has been saying for the last couple of years that the draw is unfair because of the number of teams playing in the comp. Well, I think I have solved the problem.

Carlton, Collingwood and Essendon - Kick them out. We don't need them and especially their Presidents and supporters.
Western Bulldogs - Shave the players legs, put them in skirts and let them play in the sheila league. Scatching and biting is something girls do when they are backed into a corner.
Move the Kangaroos to Canberra, Hawthorn to Hobart and St. Kilda to Darwin. In the finish we'll have a truly national competition with twelve teams. Then each team can play each other twice, and we can go back to the final five playoffs.

 

[Tom FC]

I have a better idea.
Let's just scrap the AFL, and each Saturday we can find 36 blokes in the pub, go down to the oval and play a game ourselves.

 

[Gonzo]

Tom

I'm in!!!

Shall I ring channel 9 and ask for the $100 mill or shall you?

Cheers

Gonzo