
- Aug 24, 2000
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In 2001, don’t expect to see ...
... Alastair Lynch receive a “get-well-soon” card from the Western Bulldogs.
... Four & Twenty Pies new advertising slogan – “Now with 20% less Rat!”
... Damn24 post anything that doesn’t mention “Essendon” at least twice.
... Gary Ayres still coaching the Crows in July.
... your car parked where you left it after a Port Adelaide home game.
... anyone in Victoria giving a flying f@ck about the "eagerly-awaited" Fremantle versus West Coast clash.
... Hawthorn merchandise which is actually brown and yellow in colour (since when do Hawthorn wear blue???).
... Richmond supporters complaining about long queues for finals tickets.
... Eddie McGuire start a sentence which doesn’t begin with the word ‘I’.
... Mick Malthouse smile.
... a Sydney Swans fan who knows what the hell they’re talking about.
... a Melbourne Storm fan who isn’t a Maori.
... an Essendon supporter emerge from puberty.
... a Kangaroos fan, period.
... Craig Bradley lay a tackle.
... Lance Whitnall’s eyebrows
... Michael Long anywhere near a contest next time Essendon play the Demons.
... James Hird anywhere near a contest at all.
... a Geelong tall forward move.
... a Saints player refer to any of his team mates as anything other than “mate”, as in: “Kick it here, umm, MATE!”, “It’s your mark, errr, MATE!” or “Kick it to, ummm MATE over there, errr MATE!”
... a Bulldogs fan with all his teeth.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
[This message has been edited by TigerTank (edited 08 January 2001).]
... Alastair Lynch receive a “get-well-soon” card from the Western Bulldogs.
... Four & Twenty Pies new advertising slogan – “Now with 20% less Rat!”
... Damn24 post anything that doesn’t mention “Essendon” at least twice.
... Gary Ayres still coaching the Crows in July.
... your car parked where you left it after a Port Adelaide home game.
... anyone in Victoria giving a flying f@ck about the "eagerly-awaited" Fremantle versus West Coast clash.
... Hawthorn merchandise which is actually brown and yellow in colour (since when do Hawthorn wear blue???).
... Richmond supporters complaining about long queues for finals tickets.
... Eddie McGuire start a sentence which doesn’t begin with the word ‘I’.
... Mick Malthouse smile.
... a Sydney Swans fan who knows what the hell they’re talking about.
... a Melbourne Storm fan who isn’t a Maori.
... an Essendon supporter emerge from puberty.
... a Kangaroos fan, period.
... Craig Bradley lay a tackle.
... Lance Whitnall’s eyebrows
... Michael Long anywhere near a contest next time Essendon play the Demons.
... James Hird anywhere near a contest at all.
... a Geelong tall forward move.
... a Saints player refer to any of his team mates as anything other than “mate”, as in: “Kick it here, umm, MATE!”, “It’s your mark, errr, MATE!” or “Kick it to, ummm MATE over there, errr MATE!”
... a Bulldogs fan with all his teeth.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
[This message has been edited by TigerTank (edited 08 January 2001).]