Off-topic In this thread we guess which type/s of cheating Essenscum* are currently engaged in.

[A Cut Above]

2021 financial result: Bombers strengthen position

The club announces a strong outcome in its 2021 financial result.

www.essendonfc.com.au

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Hirdy importing coke from Columbia? Dank smuggling peptides from China? Pimping players out to the Blue Oyster Bar as "companions" for old queers?

Dunno how they (illegally) managed it, but the Bummers are supposedly posting an $8.2M profit.... to call this shady goes without saying, they're the kind of organization that once every few years chooses to follow the rules purely for the novelty fator, and the rest of the time resembles the kind of criminal cabal you'd get if you replaced the entire Blues board with the Mario Condello & the Carlton Crew.

Moreover I've noticed their sketchy fans (how you been zackah?) actually wear the amoral nature of the club as a perverse badge of pride, obviously to compensate for zero flags in 20 years and 6,200 days since winning their last final. Sometimes you have to hang your hat on whatever quirky disadvantage you have in life, sure I get it, but deep down we can imagine how deeply unsatisfied they are to support such a despicable rabble.

Then again some people collect Nazi memorabilia, each to their own right?

 

[The Sultan]

It’s only illegal if you can prove it…. CTRL A and delete can fix a-lot of spreadsheet issues

 

[Mofra]

It’s only illegal if you can prove it…. CTRL A and delete can fix a-lot of spreadsheet issues

"What's a spreadsheet?"
- J. Hird

 

[Marcel Proust]

Human trafficking

 

[Mofra]

I heard they sold poisoned milk to school children

 

[A Cut Above]

I heard they sold poisoned milk to school children

Strong mental picture of Tanya Hird breastfeeding with TB4 needles in her arm.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Might be something boring like invested in Crypto/Stocks/Essendon real estate

 

[Mofra]

 

[zackah]

Not that hard really. Be a Big 4 club and don't whore yourself out to Tasmania.

Simples.

 

[Mofra]

Not that hard really. Be a Big 4 club and don't whore yourself out to Tasmania.

Your last game in 2021 was in Tasmania, be kind

 

[zackah]

Dammit

 

[mike ross]

We are a clean, up standing football club that all teams from all over the world look up too.

Yeah sure we are pioneers in certain areas but it's all for the greater good.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

This is the man who cooks the books at Essendon

 

[Trouto]

It’s only illegal if you can prove it…. CTRL A and delete can fix a-lot of spreadsheet issues

Just ask Geelong!!! they got away with '07 '09 and '11

 

[Coach_Required]

The sniff of watching them lose a final was too tempting for many supporters.

 

[Baldur]

I have it on good authority (ie I just made it up) that at present they have people stalking umpires prior to a Honey Pot blackmail scheme.

 

[Kavliaris69]

Hearing rumours that they have been digging up graves to steal the jewellery
off dead people.

 

[TazHawk15]

Not that hard really. Be a Big 4 club and don't whore yourself out to Tasmania.

Simples.

Don’t take drugs.

Even more simple.