In town....thanks for footing the tab !!

[ozzyoslo]

Hello family, to get my mind off the Laidley thread, I thought Id share my news. I flew in last night, and currently a guest at the Stamford Plaza on Lt Collins st. I just like to thank you all as youve all contributed footing the bill for my enforced 2 week holiday there.
I mentioned awhile back that my mother isnt great health wise and it appears she wont be amongst us soon. This is on top of me having my heart burnt in 10 spots whilst I was awake !!! Freaky schit they can do with todays technology. So I think when all this schit Covid-19 is eased it'll be good to share a lemonade with those who are interested in watching rd 2 at some bar in town.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Hello family, to get my mind off the Laidley thread, I thought Id share my news. I flew in last night, and currently a guest at the Stamford Plaza on Lt Collins st. I just like to thank you all as youve all contributed footing the bill.
I mentioned awhile back that my mother isnt great health wise and it appears she wont be amongst us soon. This is on top of me having my heart burnt in 10 spots whilst I was awake !!! Freaky schit they can do with todays technology. So I think when all this schit Covid-19 is eased it'll be good to share a lemonade with those who are interested in watching rd 2 at some bar in town.

Enjoy the stay mate. Hope you like the room we picked out for you.
All the best with your mum.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Hello family, to get my mind off the Laidley thread, I thought Id share my news. I flew in last night, and currently a guest at the Stamford Plaza on Lt Collins st. I just like to thank you all as youve all contributed footing the bill for my enforced 2 week holiday there.
I mentioned awhile back that my mother isnt great health wise and it appears she wont be amongst us soon. This is on top of me having my heart burnt in 10 spots whilst I was awake !!! Freaky schit they can do with todays technology. So I think when all this schit Covid-19 is eased it'll be good to share a lemonade with those who are interested in watching rd 2 at some bar in town.

Lay off the mini bar if we're paying.



Seriously though circumstances don't sound great so i hope you get an opportunity to spend time with your mother.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Lay off the mini bar if we're paying.

Perish the thought!

Dig in mate!!!

See if room service will deliver you some Bolivian.

 

[LB2Snake]

Hello family, to get my mind off the Laidley thread, I thought Id share my news. I flew in last night, and currently a guest at the Stamford Plaza on Lt Collins st. I just like to thank you all as youve all contributed footing the bill for my enforced 2 week holiday there.
I mentioned awhile back that my mother isnt great health wise and it appears she wont be amongst us soon. This is on top of me having my heart burnt in 10 spots whilst I was awake !!! Freaky schit they can do with todays technology. So I think when all this schit Covid-19 is eased it'll be good to share a lemonade with those who are interested in watching rd 2 at some bar in town.

Geeez you’ve got a bit going on there ozzyoslo ......wishing you all the best.
And def hit the mini bar.

 

[Twinkletoes]

All the best to your mum Oz

 

[ozzyoslo]

Cheers guys.....Mini bar I pay for .
6 pack @ $30, ordered Crownies..........buggers gave me Corona's ( subliminal suggestion there )
I read twitter to pass the time of day.......Andrew Bogut goes whack on some chick referring Covid-19 and Capt. Cook only to find she's the same person who's overseeing my stay at the Stamford. Yeah that's a concern. (assistant Chief medical officer for Victoria.- Van Deimen)

Don't ever think I'll be on an Airbus A350 with 10 others on board. (oslo-doha) ........and all crammed down back for take off.
56 total Doha-Melb again A350, yes compressed in the back section but allowed to relocate after takeoff again.
Airlines really saving fuel as best as possible.
Yeah a bit shitty with mum but we all know we have to deal with those things eventually......I would have like the rest of the planet to be open though.

 

[Hojuman]

Sorry to hear about mum Ozzy. All the best there and we are only a thread away.

Hit the bar, but don't do it Denzel Washington style if you've seen the movie.

Rest assured we'll be shunted off to Lord Howe, Rottnest island or somewhere for rd. 2. no doubt.

 

[Groin guru]

Hello family, to get my mind off the Laidley thread, I thought Id share my news. I flew in last night, and currently a guest at the Stamford Plaza on Lt Collins st. I just like to thank you all as youve all contributed footing the bill for my enforced 2 week holiday there.
I mentioned awhile back that my mother isnt great health wise and it appears she wont be amongst us soon. This is on top of me having my heart burnt in 10 spots whilst I was awake !!! Freaky schit they can do with todays technology. So I think when all this schit Covid-19 is eased it'll be good to share a lemonade with those who are interested in watching rd 2 at some bar in town.

All the best Ozzy. Sorry to read about your mum's health.

With any luck, Goldy will be omitted for rd2

 

[Gasometer]

I will meet you outside

 

[ozzyoslo]

Im not allowed out......rolled up at tulla to a circus. Medical officers, forms to fill out, temperature taken on the forehead. Shunted onto a skybus inside the airport (airside) escorted through the security gates onto the freeway. A dozen coppers waiting just in case one of us wanted to do a runner. My suite is decent (50 sq mtrs) Id say. Even have a little balcony that allows me access to the inside atrium. No friends can visit , no friends can deliver extras needed. But we're going to try the ol' trojan horse method to get access to some non-hotel grog
The government will supply a car to go and gather supplies from your family and friends. (taxi)

 

[ozzyoslo]

All the best Ozzy. Sorry to read about your mum's health.

With any luck, Goldy will be omitted for rd2
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bring in Xerri......goldy was bitchin about leaving the family wasnt he ??

 

[D23D]

Im not allowed out......rolled up at tulla to a circus. Medical officers, forms to fill out, temperature taken on the forehead. Shunted onto a skybus inside the airport (airside) escorted through the security gates onto the freeway. A dozen coppers waiting just in case one of us wanted to do a runner. My suite is decent (50 sq mtrs) Id say. Even have a little balcony that allows me access to the inside atrium. No friends can visit , no friends can deliver extras needed. But we're going to try the ol' trojan horse method to get access to some non-hotel grog
The government will supply a car to go and gather supplies from your family and friends. (taxi)

I hope you remembered your 2 litres of booze from duty free!

 

[Hojuman]

Hope he knows it's his shout after utilising our hard earned tax dollars.

 

[King Corey]

ozzyoslo I'm not covering the 24 hour Tom Boyd pr0n highlights channel you requested.

 

[ferball]

Al the best Oz. Hope it's a good holiday at our expense and you get some quality time with the old girl.

 

[Hopper10]

All the best Oz, just had friends do the 2 weeks Q in Melbourne. They posted on FB daily and it was real Faulty Towers stuff, hope your stay is better than there's. Feel free to provide updates to pass the time.

 

[Asifhe Givashe]

Good luck Oz! Sorry to hear about Mum.

 

[muttley45]

All the best with everything Ozzy, hope the 14 days fly by hassle free.

 

[gokangas]

All the best oz - peace and love to your mum. Hope your lockdown is reasonable. Been a lot of media around how isolation travellers are treated. From fantastic to terrible. I think 14 days would drive me nuts. Keep up the posts and let us know how it is going.

 

[ozzyoslo]

I hope you remembered your 2 litres of booze from duty free!

You know what I might hit em for double allowance the next time I fly in.....shops shut (obviously)

 

[ozzyoslo]

All the best oz - peace and love to your mum. Hope your lockdown is reasonable. Been a lot of media around how isolation travellers are treated. From fantastic to terrible. I think 14 days would drive me nuts. Keep up the posts and let us know how it is going.

Mental health phones calls often...... Im trying through appropriate channels to get an exemption.....not holding my breath though.

 

[ozzyoslo]

ozzyoslo I'm not covering the 24 hour Tom Boyd pr0n highlights channel you requested.

Damn......ah well,

 

[Zondor]

All the best oz - peace and love to your mum. Hope your lockdown is reasonable. Been a lot of media around how isolation travellers are treated. From fantastic to terrible. I think 14 days would drive me nuts. Keep up the posts and let us know how it is going.

What yah talking about Mrs Jessup? It’s a perfect opportunity to watch some Hotel pr0n and Crank yourself silly for 14 days. :stern look

 

[ozzyoslo]

Hope he knows it's his shout after utilising our hard earned tax dollars.

Honestly I have to becareful spending wise..... its a long story but those silly enough to catch up rd 2 will get to hear it.