****ing millennials!

[Laphroaig]

LOL even GenZ are mocking Millennials.

Nice find

 

[Andrew Birch]

Happy Easter, millennials!

 

[zackah]

Does anyone else think Andrew Birch got non consensual butt loved by a millennial? I hate the millennial flog as much as the next sensible GenX best generation person but ABs offended runs deep

 

[Andrew Birch]

Does anyone else think Andrew Birch got non consensual butt loved by a millennial? I hate the millennial flog as much as the next sensible GenX best generation person but ABs offended runs deep

You're confusing daily amusement for offended.

 

[Andrew Birch]

After she's finished wiping down the kitchen benches with her #woke genderless, millennial paper towels, she can make sandwiches for the boys.

 

[Andrew Birch]

The Last of the Mojihads

 

[zackah]

People Are Giving Themselves Nostril Extensions, For Some Reason

http://www.ladbible.com/community/w...s-nostril-extensions-for-some-reason-20190505

I miss a time when frontal lobotomies were a thing.

 

[Andrew Birch]

People Are Giving Themselves Nostril Extensions, For Some Reason

http://www.ladbible.com/community/w...s-nostril-extensions-for-some-reason-20190505

I miss a time when frontal lobotomies were a thing.

Why stop there, you can never have enough ear hair, right millennials?

 

[Andrew Birch]

 

[Socrates2]

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I'm sure the children locked up on Manus Island appreciated the gesture even though it sets a bad precedent. Also the scientists who are warning us about the 6th great extinction of species, mass insect decline and the climate change emergency Birchy!

 

[Andrew Birch]

I'm sure the children locked up on Manus Island appreciated the gesture even though it sets a bad precedent. Also the scientists who are warning us about the 6th great extinction of species, mass insect decline and the climate change emergency Birchy!
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lol it's satire, doofus.

Although your triggered snowflake reply could also be interpreted as satire. If only you were that clever.

 

[Socrates2]

It's the selfies and the Americanisms I don't like. 'Thankyou so much' is something you say when offered sympathies at at a funeral, not when you buy a packet of chips.

 

[Socrates2]

lol it's satire, doofus.

Although your triggered snowflake reply could also be interpreted as satire. If only you were that clever.

You called me Doofus ,Triggered and Snowflake?Nice Melt Birchy. I'm sorry I interrupted your Scomo love in! Yes I understand it's satire your Birchness.

 

[harry000]

 

[Craven Morehead]

LOL!!!
HTFU you pissants!
ooooh, life's too tough, I better run back to Mummy!
LOL.

A touch over 43 per cent of those aged 20 to 24 lived with their parents in 2016

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05...ung-australians-still-living-at-home/11110552

 

[Andrew Birch]

LOL!!!
HTFU you pissants!
ooooh, life's too tough, I better run back to Mummy!
LOL.

A touch over 43 per cent of those aged 20 to 24 lived with their parents in 2016

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05...ung-australians-still-living-at-home/11110552

I was unaware that so many Australian homes have basements.

 

[FurTheWin]

I have found a solution to this young v old beef which is threatening to poison not only this fred but society in general.

Old people should go and live on the Moon.

Now I know that this may sound a little unorthodox, but I was listening to a podcast the other night about colonising said Moon, fascinating stuff I have to say. It turns out that kids and pregnant women would have a hard time living there, but old folks would love it, the reduced gravity would ease the stress on their aching joints.

Think about the stuff people did when they landed on the Moon
They planted a flag, drove around in a buggy and they played golf
Old people love that shit
How many ethnic gangs are there on the Moon? None.
Will you get young people thrusting their alternative lifestyles on you on the Moon? Probably not
Do you have to pay tax on the Moon?
No Sir.
We need Elon or some other Bond villain to make this a reality and turn the Moon into one glorious retirement village

 

[Andrew Birch]

I have found a solution to this young v old beef which is threatening to poison not only this fred but society in general.

Old people should go and live on the Moon.

Now I know that this may sound a little unorthodox, but I was listening to a podcast the other night about colonising said Moon, fascinating stuff I have to say. It turns out that kids and pregnant women would have a hard time living there, but old folks would love it, the reduced gravity would ease the stress on their aching joints.

Think about the stuff people did when they landed on the Moon
They planted a flag, drove around in a buggy and they played golf
Old people love that ****
How many ethnic gangs are there on the Moon? None.
Will you get young people thrusting their alternative lifestyles on you on the Moon? Probably not
Do you have to pay tax on the Moon?
No Sir.
We need Elon or some other Bond villain to make this a reality and turn the Moon into one glorious retirement village

But then who will make the mortgage payments, pay the bills and make your bed?

 

[FurTheWin]

But then who will make the mortgage payments, pay the bills and make your bed?

With all the old people on the Moon, there will be enough housing for everyone, and wealth will be shared equitably.
And we don't use sheets and blankets anymore, Grandpa

 

[Laphroaig]

With all the old people on the Moon, there will be enough housing for everyone, and wealth will be shared equitably.

All of the wealth will be on the moon. So no doubt parasitic millennials will follow it there.

 

[Andrew Birch]

With all the old people on the Moon, there will be enough housing for everyone, and wealth will be shared equitably.
And we don't use sheets and blankets anymore, Grandpa

Old folks know that socialism doesn't work.

 

[Andrew Birch]

All of the wealth will be on the moon. So no doubt parasitic millennials will follow it there.

And then complain that the oldies have taken all the best moon-estate thus making it near on impossible for millennials to ever own their own piece of the moon without having to work for it.

 

[FurTheWin]

Old folks know that socialism doesn't work.

Old folks have spent the last 100 years trying to destroy it, but that's okay, they'll all be on the Moon now

 

[Andrew Birch]

Old folks have spent the last 100 years trying to destroy it, but that's okay, they'll all be on the Moon now

Destroy what? A flawed, failed system that only the stupid embrace?

 

[FurTheWin]

All of the wealth will be on the moon. So no doubt parasitic millennials will follow it there.

There will have to be a service charge for getting you all to the Moon safely, of course