****ing millennials!

[FurTheWin]

JoseMourinho s fred about his excursion to jizzcon or whatever the hell it is to take happy snaps of himself with world famous 'streamers' has reminded me of my hatred of young people.
Not only because im jealous of their youf but because they waste it doing the most tedious useless shit imaginable.

In fact if you're a millennial and you're reading this slap yourself very ******* hard, turn the computer off go out and get laid or stoned or something.

You bunch of ******* softcocks.

It's a good thing you're a Geelong man, Bill.
Yes, Geelong, where the old-time traditions of robbing cars, hitting the meth pipe and knocking up your teen gf still hold sway.
Personally I blame those city w***ers for all these stupid new ideas

 

[William Wonka]

It's a good thing you're a Geelong man, Bill.
Yes, Geelong, where the old-time traditions of robbing cars, hitting the meth pipe and knocking up your teen gf still hold sway.
Personally I blame those city w***ers for all these stupid new ideas

Ahhh tradition!
Just thinking about it I can almost feel the satisfying 'click' as the packing strap unlocks the Falcons front door, smell the slight hint of burning cats piss as the flame hits the shard and hear the dulcet tones of a Corio lass as she yells "I ****ing told yaz to cum on me ****, didn't I!"

Memories...

 

[Jazny]

This thread in a nutshell

 

[Tiger2709]

JoseMourinho s fred about his excursion to jizzcon or whatever the hell it is to take happy snaps of himself with world famous 'streamers' has reminded me of my hatred of young people.
Not only because im jealous of their youf but because they waste it doing the most tedious useless shit imaginable.

In fact if you're a millennial and you're reading this slap yourself very ******* hard, turn the computer off go out and get laid or stoned or something.

You bunch of ******* softcocks.

Yeah, I wasted my youth drinking beer and smoking joints and durries in the local park before gatecrashing a party or two and then spending the night in the local cells after being picked up for d and d.

F...ing millennial's weak as piss, get a life

 

[chefmeister]

 

[Tiger2709]

Ahhh tradition!
Just thinking about it I can almost feel the satisfying 'click' as the packing strap unlocks the Falcons front door, smell the slight hint of burning cats piss as the flame hits the shard and hear the dulcet tones of a Corio lass as she yells "I ******* told yaz to cum on me ****, didn't I!"

Memories...

I thought you Geelong boys just wound the window up on them so they couldn't escape then took them from behind?

 

[chefmeister]

 

[FurTheWin]

This thread in a nutshell

They don't have "triggered", they have "Well that's a bit much" and "I've a good mind to write a letter"

 

[Grin]

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Lol
A softie who’s never fought in a war complaining about people who’ve never fought in a war, just because most millennials lost their virginity at a much younger age than you, and didn’t even have to pay for it.
No wonder you’re so mad.

 

[DrZaius]

I did pick up on that.

The difference is that my youth is over.
Wife, family, job, responsibilities etc. have restricted my options to the point where sitting and bitching is just tolerable.

If I could rewind 20 years I wouldn't even finish this post.

As far as getting laid goes Im married with a young child...
I have enough trouble getting sleep.

What if I get laid but also like doing tedious shit?

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Freofalcon]

Lol
A softie who’s never fought in a war complaining about people who’ve never fought in a war, just because most millennials lost their virginity at a much younger age than you, and didn’t even have to pay for it.
No wonder you’re so mad.

No wonder kids today lose their virginity at a younger age.

So many genders to choose from.

 

[chefmeister]

Lol
A softie who’s never fought in a war complaining about people who’ve never fought in a war, just because most millennials lost their virginity at a much younger age than you, and didn’t even have to pay for it.
No wonder you’re so mad.

Stop getting so personal or I’ll kick you out of your safe space and use it myself.

 

[chefmeister]

 

[William Wonka]

Lol
A softie who’s never fought in a war complaining about people who’ve never fought in a war, just because most millennials lost their virginity at a much younger age than you, and didn’t even have to pay for it.
No wonder you’re so mad.

No wonder kids today lose their virginity at a younger age.

So many genders to choose from.

A millennial losing their virginity normally involves them sending a discreetly shooped dick pic to their 'online girlfriend' who may or may not be a fat Indian bloke.

 

[Jazny]

They don't have "triggered", they have "Well that's a bit much" and "I've a good mind to write a letter"

And just complain about millenials because there are like three blue haired feminists on youtube that are cringey.

 

[Plugger35]

Ed Sheeran is the next Bob Dylan/Neil Young.

According to the Millennials.

Morans the lot of them.

 

[Haduken]

JoseMourinho s fred about his excursion to jizzcon or whatever the hell it is to take happy snaps of himself with world famous 'streamers' has reminded me of my hatred of young people.
Not only because im jealous of their youf but because they waste it doing the most tedious useless shit imaginable.

In fact if you're a millennial and you're reading this slap yourself very ******* hard, turn the computer off go out and get laid or stoned or something.

You bunch of ******* softcocks.

Ad here I was thinking there is no way you could be any older than 14..

 

[FurTheWin]

And just complain about millenials because there are like three blue haired feminists on youtube that are cringey.

And get jealous because kids now do stuff they wanted to do but were afraid to because "what would people say"

 

[Stronzo]

Some people seem to think we’re living in the USA.

 

[Andrew Birch]

And get jealous because kids now do stuff they wanted to do but were afraid to because "what would people say"

Like what exactly?

 

[Jazny]

 

[harry000]

To quote Eminem regarding our generation:

"I came to save these new generations of babies
From parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy."

 

[Brain Power]

A recession to shake out all of these ridiculous "social media consultant" lifestyles wouldn't exactly be a bad thing.

 

[Vikingblood]

And 17% interest rates.

19.5% on my first home as I was a risk apparently.

 

[Vikingblood]

A recession to shake out all of these ridiculous "social media consultant" lifestyles wouldn't exactly be a bad thing.

And "influencers". Now there's the most overbloated with self importance sector ever.
If they all died tomorrow, no one would notice.