****ing millennials!

[Craven Morehead]

My cousin (millennial) moved to England to join the british paratroopers. Like to see any of you guys front up to him haha 6 foot 4 110kgs all muscle.. has mastered 3 martial arts and been on 2 tours of afghan and one of kenya.

On a side note he is now training new recruits and he said the ones who are gen z are mostly home sick babies

And here's old me thinking that licking the poison glands on a cane toad was 'out there'!

 

[harry000]

And here's old me thinking that licking the poison glands on a cane toad was 'out there'!

Youve tried this?

 

[Craven Morehead]

Youve tried this?

Oh hell no. But I know plenty who have. It used to be quite a fad back in the 80/90's.
The odd idiot still gives it a try today.

 

[harry000]

Oh hell no. But I know plenty who have. It used to be quite a fad back in the 80/90's.
The odd idiot still gives it a try today.

Damn, even in an age where DMT isnt that hard to acquire!

 

[Craven Morehead]

Damn, even in an age where DMT isnt that hard to acquire!

Don't swear at me! What's DMT?

 

[harry000]

Don't swear at me! What's DMT?

Its a psychadelic drug that puts you in a short term hallucination like out of body experience, some say it can be life altering positive experience.

The reason people lick cane toads is because their poison contains DMT but if you have too much it can kill you. Now you can buy it straight from your local drug dealer in a safer dose instead of taking a risk finding it from a natural source.

Edit: I should have said safe ish dose lol.

 

[zackah]

Its a psychadelic drug that puts you in a short term hallucination like out of body experience, some say it can be life altering positive experience.

The reason people lick cane toads is because their poison contains DMT but if you have too much it can kill you. Now you can buy it straight from your local drug dealer in a safer dose instead of taking a risk finding it from a natural source.

Edit: I should have said safe ish dose lol.

Ah yes those local drug dealers. True safety advocates they are

 

[harry000]

Ah yes those local drug dealers. True safety advocates they are

I use the same dealer as a couple of Essendon boys actually! Not that their track record of trusting pharmaceutical providers is anything to go by!

 

[zackah]

I use the same dealer as a couple of Essendon boys actually! Not that their track record of trusting pharmaceutical providers is anything to go by!

It’s all vitamins

 

[harry000]

It’s all vitamins

Mum: have you been taking your vitamins.
Me: Yes mum!
Mum: your sister tells me that youve been taking the wrong sort of vitamins.
Me: Yes but my pharmacist also sells to Essendon and Richmond AFL players.
Mum: oh okay, well at least youre not getting it from anyone dodgy.
Me:

 

[zackah]

Jesus ****. Millennials. Kill them all.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Jesus ****. Millennials. Kill them all.

 

[Craven Morehead]

Jesus ****. Millennials. Kill them all.

Their parents must be #soproud.

 

[William Wonka]

Jesus ****. Millennials. Kill them all.

This.
Typical weak millennial softcockery.

 

[zackah]

What the **** has happened to the hottest 100?

**** you millennials

 

[Andrew Birch]

 

[Craven Morehead]

Tell me that's temporary .
Please!

 

[Andrew Birch]

Tell me that's temporary .
Please!

Unfortunately not.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/entertain...styles-on-her-face/ar-BBSSgNI?ocid=spartanntp

 

[Craven Morehead]

Unfortunately not.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/entertain...styles-on-her-face/ar-BBSSgNI?ocid=spartanntp

sweet effing jesus.
She's really gonna enjoy that in 20 years time.
F***ing idiot!

 

[Andrew Birch]

 

[Dinsdale]

sweet effing jesus.
She's really gonna enjoy that in 20 years time.
F***ing idiot!

really shit artwork too

 

[Andrew Birch]

really shit artwork too

Imagine my embarrassment when I realised that it's not Justin Beaver.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Normal blokey banter is "repulsive" according to millennial.

 

[Dinsdale]

**** off.

 

[go you pups]

It's ******* Gen y you DHs