Injury Injury thread 2017

[Wunjarrah]

What you mean to say is that you were playing frisby with your dog, Swifty.

Actually he was too embarrassed to tell the club it was a severe case of w@nkers cramp. Good on him I say.

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[avishka5]

Why has Mutimer been named? I thought he was injured?
Are we taking an unecessary risk with this?

He wasn't named in the injury list, so he was fit to play.

 

[avishka5]

Right handed wiping my arse just got hard. Anyone got clean hands?


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

$140 bucks per whipe and yeah.

 

[jesterwester]

$140 bucks per whipe and yeah.

Mates rates?

 

[Godfather32]

$140 bucks per whipe and yeah.

You can be bought pretty cheaply

 

[avishka5]

Mates rates?

You can be bought pretty cheaply

I wipe my arse about 15 times per sitting. So $140x15 is heaps.

 

[Godfather32]

I wipe my arse about 15 times per sitting. So $140x15 is heaps.

For wiping someone elses?

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Quality thread, would read again.

 

[avishka5]

Quality thread, would read again.

I wouldn't wipe you arse tho, even if you offered me a million bucks.

 

[Ishmael_]

Magnificent..... He can become the air bud of surgery.

 

[former lurker]

Probably time to invest in this.

I want one !

 

[hudson2006]

For wiping someone elses?

Nurses would kill for that kind of dough.

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

Why has Mutimer been named? I thought he was injured?
Are we taking an unecessary risk with this?

We usually give players under an injury cloud until the last minute to prove their fitness. We brought over 3 emergencies just in case him, Vardy or Duggan doesn't pass a final fitness test, but Mutimer was the most in the clear.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Of all the players the coaching staff might look at taking a risk on fitness-wise, Mutimer is about the least likely.

 

[Xsess]

That Port game really underlined the extent these injuries have shafted our structures. Match winning talls, speed and youth (in Nelson and Duggan), defensive small forwards who can impact the scoreboard and the X factor of Rioli and Watson. Pretty much what's missing right there. If this team can just gut it in the short term, win ugly (and often enough) there a lot of up-side when the reinforcements arrive.

 

[Ishmael_]

That Port game really underlined the extent these injuries have shafted our structures. Match winning talls, speed and youth (in Nelson and Duggan), defensive small forwards who can impact the scoreboard and the X factor of Rioli and Watson. Pretty much what's missing right there. If this team can just gut it in the short term, win ugly (and often enough) there a lot of up-side when the reinforcements arrive.

On the plus, we're learning how to play without Nic Nat / a competent ruckman. Compare with Melbourne who remind me of us in previous years, too reliant on their dominant ruckman.

 

[ziad]

That Port game really underlined the extent these injuries have shafted our structures. Match winning talls, speed and youth (in Nelson and Duggan), defensive small forwards who can impact the scoreboard and the X factor of Rioli and Watson. Pretty much what's missing right there. If this team can just gut it in the short term, win ugly (and often enough) there a lot of up-side when the reinforcements arrive.

I hear the cavalry coming

(You forgot ruck dominance)

 

[squashface]

 

[Mickey Rae]

I wipe my arse about 15 times per sitting. So $140x15 is heaps.

Are you a male prostitute?

 

[Double the Fist]

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

That Port game really underlined the extent these injuries have shafted our structures. Match winning talls, speed and youth (in Nelson and Duggan), defensive small forwards who can impact the scoreboard and the X factor of Rioli and Watson. Pretty much what's missing right there. If this team can just gut it in the short term, win ugly (and often enough) there a lot of up-side when the reinforcements arrive.

I'm personally really looking forward to Nelson, Rioli and Watson returning from injury, they definitely offer something different for us.

 

[passmark]

Hi.

Any news on Watson? Is he still injured?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Hi.

Any news on Watson? Is he still injured?

Officially out indefinitely with his ankle.

Unofficially out another 2-4 weeks according to the original estimate by afl.com.au, wherever they got that from.

 

[passmark]

Officially out indefinitely with his ankle.

Unofficially out another 2-4 weeks according to the original estimate by afl.com.au, wherever they got that from.

Thanks.

Hope he gets a run at it. Looked to be a jet in the pre-season.

 

[KO_KO]

I'm still 5 weeks out with my wrist