Injury Injury thread 2018

[Keys]

none know where I can find an injury update.
The Eagles website is ****** trying to find it

We're not playing this weekend so there won't be an update until next Tuesday

Even then it'll only be an update on known injuries and any we are unaware of won't be revealed until selection on the Thursday as is the clubs way. So the list will be :

Naitanui (knee) - season
Mackenzie (toe) - season
Olango (knee) - season
Burrows (dead) - season*
Kennedy (shin)- test
Jetta (calf) - test

+ any injuries that are apparent from east Perth's elimination final

* obviously I was only joking about Burrows, as if the club will actually bother putting him on the list despite not having played for well over a month

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Couldn't resist

 

[Suma Magic]

#livingonburrowedtime

 

[the harry]

When was the last update on Burrows? Do we have a time line?

 

[Rowan18]

Couldn't resist

Why on earth are we letting Duffield have access to the players? He should be frozen out for the finals campaign after writing such pearlers as "Weak Coast Eagles" and admitting that his vendetta was due to his cameraman mate getting pushed by Staples at the airport.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

When was the last update on Burrows? Do we have a time line?

There hasn't been an update, or any official mention of him at all, since he reportedly did his ankle (or broke his leg, or something) in a reserves match more than a month ago.

 

[the harry]

There hasn't been an update, or any official mention of him at all, since he reportedly did his ankle (or broke his leg, or something) in a reserves match more than a month ago.

Is this like Shutter Island and he never existed to start with?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Is this like Shutter Island and he never existed to start with?

I think the club would like to pretend he never existed.

 

[Keys]

I think the club would like to pretend he never existed.

I'm not so sure they're pretending

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Thanks to SJOGHCIUASUFYAB:
-Kennedy and Jetta officially a test,
- Olango officially out for the season,
- McInnes theoretically available prelim final week with an adductor (not an ankle as previously stated),
- club is still unable to officially confirm or deny the existence of either a Ryan B or an R.Burrows on its playing list
- also nothing said about the other guys who didn't play on the weekend (Karps, Brayshaw, Bayok)

 

[Keys]

- also nothing said about the other guys who didn't play on the weekend (Karps, Brayshaw, Bayok)

Could it be that those 3 didn't qualify for ressies and missed the 12 player cut off for the league side?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Could it be that those 3 didn't qualify for ressies and missed the 12 player cut off for the league side?

Bayok's spent most of the year in ressies, i'm sure he qualified.

 

[Forward Press]

Is this like Shutter Island and he never existed to start with?

Spoiler alert.

 

[ShriekingShack]

I remember when Priddis was playing. It was like having an injury.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I remember when Priddis was playing. It was like having an injury.

And the point of your gratuitous potshot at a player who's been retired for 12 months is...?

 

[ShriekingShack]

And the point of your gratuitous potshot at a player who's been retired for 12 months is...?

Just reminding myself how happy I am that he's gone. His retirement is one of the main reasons we have surged up the ladder.

 

[FKASC]

Another one hits the ignore list

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

From the mind that brought you "all these posters expressing their sorrow over a female player's death are just virtue signalling"

 

[Pedals23]

 

[ShriekingShack]

From the mind that brought you "all these posters expressing their sorrow over a female player's death are just virtue signalling"

Another bright pupil from the reading and comprehension remedial class.

I said that expressing sympathy is fine, but acting like you are personally affected is insulting and insincere. Not hard to understand, unless one is in your circumstances.

Oh well. I'll just keep sipping my martinis in Bangkok. Feeling sorry for you.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Another bright pupil from the reading and comprehension remedial class.

I said that expressing sympathy is fine, but acting like you are personally affected is insulting and insincere. Not hard to understand, unless one is in your circumstances.

Oh well. I'll just keep sipping my martinis in Bangkok. Feeling sorry for you.

I definitely don't remember the "expressing sympathy is fine" part, but since the post in question has deservedly been deleted we'll just have to agree to disagree, and you can sip your martinis in Bangkok while I'm waiting for the three supermodels currently in my Monte Carlo hotel room to finish their post-coital ciggies.

 

[Biggie]

Another bright pupil from the reading and comprehension remedial class.

I said that expressing sympathy is fine, but acting like you are personally affected is insulting and insincere. Not hard to understand, unless one is in your circumstances.

Oh well. I'll just keep sipping my martinis in Bangkok. Feeling sorry for you.

Bangkok eh?

Reminds me of an old passive aggressive poster who lost his mind late in the piece.

kane249 thoughts?

 

[Godfather32]

Bangkok eh?

Reminds me of an old passive aggressive poster who lost his mind late in the piece.

kane249 thoughts?

Was just thinking that

 

[ShriekingShack]

I definitely don't remember the "expressing sympathy is fine" part, but since the post in question has deservedly been deleted we'll just have to agree to disagree, and you can sip your martinis in Bangkok while I'm waiting for the three supermodels currently in my Monte Carlo hotel room to finish their post-coital ciggies.

I actually am in Bangkok. I run my own business and I mint money. I brag about it. I'm proud of it. While you're spending half an hour coming up with a predictable response to my post, all from your $200 a week student accommodation, I'm enjoying Priddis's departure.

While you're pretending to be in fits of sorrow over someone you didn't even know, I'm living it up here. Perth is a dump. A craphole. I've been an Eagles member since inception. I played football with some of the very first Eagles, while you were not even a twinkle in your mother's eye.

Yeah, your Monte Carlo models probably had a nasty surprise downstairs like many of the hookers here.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Perth is a dump. A craphole.

Gee, you're a judgemental fellow, no?

I don't really see the difference between feeling sad about somebody passing away who you didn't know and feeling excited about a football game that doesn't really affect you directly either, but whatever.