Think Tank Introducing Clangerwatch! aka the Dangerfield medal

[Triggering Tiger]

LOL@ Cheffy deleting his posts after I said this

Last night

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Today

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ROFL what a flogapotamus

The fog is a massive bandwagoner!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Do you call CRAPPY “the fog” because he is slow moving and dense?


Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

the clubhouse leader but looking forward to a big game from Dangerflog tomorrow

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well folks, at the end of round 4, Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

and Ollie Wines with a stellar 8 each have retained their lead but Paddy (a measly 4) and Clayton 'the drink you have when you're not having a drink' Oliver (7) are right behind them which would make anyone nervous

Honorable mention to Noah Cumberland-Sausage who led all players with 9 vs the Bullflogs

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By the way, the award-naming poll is still open for another week, who knows maybe it won't be named after Clangerfield

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Go Clarry! Go you good thing!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Following round 5 Tom "not that one" Green and Ollie Whines remain clear on top of the Clangerwatch table, while Cam "eron" Guthrie has made 3rd place his own

Adam "but but the Pies are still paying his salary" Trelolar and Conor "there can be only one" Nash are on the charge with 9 each this week, while Paddy Clangerfield (2!) continues to be flattered by playing in one-sided blowouts against shizenhausen teams

DisHonorable mention to the Bont who couldn't manage a single clanger this week despite playing in a loss

Trivia: despite playing only 3 games, Spuddy Franklin (don't think I've forgotten abotu him) maintains an average of 5 clangers per game (just 1.4 behind leader Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

)

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

After his double figure Clanger effort on the weekend I can see Sleasel blundering up the ladder and having the Award named after him. A fair effort in his first season.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

lmao I'm so glad we didn't chase him.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

After his double figure Clanger effort on the weekend I can see Sleasel blundering up the ladder and having the Award named after him. A fair effort in his first season.

Cheezel had 8 clangers against the Lions according to Footywire

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

having the week off opened the door for a new leader and Tim 'I used to be good at Geelong' Kelly went through it like Steele Sidebottom

22

Steele Sidebottom

Age

33

Ht

184cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.4

5star

K

14.1

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

3.7

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

24.0

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

12.0

5star

M

4.5

4star

T

4.3

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

31.6

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

17.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

6.0

5star

on a bender, closely followed by Clayton Fallover - both racking up 9 clangers (along with James Sissy). Olly Whiner and the lesser Guthrie make Stephen 'Bunny' Coniglio the meat in their clanger sandwich to round out the top 5.

Paddy (=15th) flattered by another blowout but still holdong onto the record for clangers in a single game this season with 10

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Paddy (=15th) flattered by another blowout but still holdong onto the record for clangers in a single game this season with 10

De Goey on 12 so far today.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

De Goey on 12 so far today.

Gee I don’t know how he’ll sleep tonight

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Gee I don’t know how he’ll sleep tonight

Obviously not as soundly as the bloke who only had 10.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Trade of the century Tim Smelly has increased his lead on the back of the Wiggles’ 108 point loss

Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

is back and staying in touch, with the usual suspects making up the rest of the peloton

Congrats to JDG for a round-high 12 clangers

Clangerfield is equal 13th on 32

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

is severly overated and has custard legs.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Clayton Oliver is severly overated

Not at clangering he isn’t

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fancy faking an injury so you don’t win this prestigious award

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Fancy faking an injury so you don’t win this prestigious award

Who’s faking an injury, Ginnivan?
lol being dropped for being s**t is not an injury.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pretty sad when “3rd year small forward dropped” is worth posting twice

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Pretty sad when “3rd year small forward dropped” is worth posting twice

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Awww poor baby.

What injury is this DROPPED 3RD YEAR SMALL FORWARD faking..??

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Deleting your posts again. Embarassing

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Deleting your posts again. Embarassing

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Awwww diddums. Boo-hoo.

So what is this mystery injury your poor widdle DROPPED 3RD YEAR SMALL FORWARD faking?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

“Ginni is just a kid. A poor widdle DROPPED 3RD YEAR SMALL FORWARD.”

STOP PICKING ON HIM!!!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice melt

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]