Introducing the Dale Mortimer Fan Club.

Slammer

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Before the season commences, it may be a good idea to develop the Dale Mortimer Fan Club.

Members would consist of bitter, jealous and paranoid Cows supporters, who are continually pouting and sulking, squawking and squealing about anything they can dream up about the Mighty Power.

Feel free to nominate who you think should be in this "club", and from this group of buffoons, who do you think would be President.

We can then know who these grotesque creatures are and ignore all their trolls.

P.S. Cow people, don’t try to copy this – please be original.
 

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Before the season commences, it may be a good idea to develop the Dale Mortimer Fan Club.

Members would consist of bitter, jealous and paranoid Cows supporters, who are continually pouting and sulking, squawking and squealing about anything they can dream up about the Mighty Power.

Feel free to nominate who you think should be in this "club", and from this group of buffoons, who do you think would be President.

We can then know who these grotesque creatures are and ignore all their trolls.

P.S. Cow people, don’t try to copy this – please be original.
How could we. With such fabulous wit and cutting edge satire, it would be impossible to recreate your genius. :thumbsu: Toots, another legend in the making to take under your considerable wing.:)
 

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Before the season commences, it may be a good idea to develop the Dale Mortimer Fan Club.

Members would consist of bitter, jealous and paranoid Cows supporters, who are continually pouting and sulking, squawking and squealing about anything they can dream up about the Mighty Power.

Feel free to nominate who you think should be in this "club", and from this group of buffoons, who do you think would be President.

We can then know who these grotesque creatures are and ignore all their trolls.

P.S. Cow people, don’t try to copy this – please be original.
Awesome post, maybe would should start one for Players with recent criminal convictions?? :rolleyes: But another amusing thread Rory/Toots ... Zzzzzz
 
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