Is F-U Jonathan Hay's stalker?

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Firstly let me say after watching the interview I wish Hay all the best, must be hell going through what hes endured. Having said that I was wondering how to help the bloke, the best I could come up with is exposing the stalker. Well my investigations led me to one F-U, before you dismiss this look at my rationale:

Obsession: The stalker was obsessed with an AFL footballer, F-U has shown he is obsessed with Mark Ricciuoto
Rubbish: The stalker was found scrumbing through Hays bin, F-U consistently regurgitates rubbish
Drugs: Hay was on drugs, F-U follows WC, need I say more
Outlandish Claims: The stalker claimed Hay was a dealer and called his club, well F-Us life revolves around sprouting bull****
Impersonation: The stalker apparently surfed the net pretending to be Hay, F-U surfs Bay 13 pretending to be human
Homosexuality (not that theres anything wrong with that): The stalker visited Gay chat rooms and sent clients over to Hays home. We all know there is no way F-U could attract a woman so he must be gay (not saying he could score a guy either though).
Agenda: The stalker's love for then rebuttal by Hay led him to be vindictive, the fact F-U is obssessed by the Crows and Roo in particular leads me to believe he in fact has the hots for Roo, knowing the love will never be returned he targets Roo.

So F-U come clean and hand yourself in. Hopefully in jail you wont have access to the internet.
 

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Firstly let me say after watching the interview I wish Hay all the best, must be hell going through what hes endured. Having said that I was wondering how to help the bloke, the best I could come up with is exposing the stalker. Well my investigations led me to one F-U, before you dismiss this look at my rationale:

Obsession: The stalker was obsessed with an AFL footballer, F-U has shown he is obsessed with Mark Ricciuoto
Rubbish: The stalker was found scrumbing through Hays bin, F-U consistently regurgitates rubbish
Drugs: Hay was on drugs, F-U follows WC, need I say more
Outlandish Claims: The stalker claimed Hay was a dealer and called his club, well F-Us life revolves around sprouting bull****
Impersonation: The stalker apparently surfed the net pretending to be Hay, F-U surfs Bay 13 pretending to be human
Homosexuality (not that theres anything wrong with that): The stalker visited Gay chat rooms and sent clients over to Hays home. We all know there is no way F-U could attract a woman so he must be gay (not saying he could score a guy either though).
Agenda: The stalker's love for then rebuttal by Hay led him to be vindictive, the fact F-U is obssessed by the Crows and Roo in particular leads me to believe he in fact has the hots for Roo, knowing the love will never be returned he targets Roo.

So F-U come clean and hand yourself in. Hopefully in jail you wont have access to the internet.
*sympathy post*
 

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Pretty low to make fun of Hay given his problems atm. I imagine his stalker comes from Hawthorn cos as we all know they have little respect for human decency

Pretty low? Coming from one with such high morals. Plus I wasnt making fun of Hay, I was making fun of you.
 

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Pretty low to make fun of Hay given his problems atm. I imagine his stalker comes from Hawthorn cos as we all know they have little respect for human decency
Pot. Kettle. Black Board.

People (and I use that term very lightly with you, F-U) in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
 

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Has anyone noticed not one Port fan posting on this thread. Could it be that they know F-U is actually one of them posing as a WC supporter to gain some credibility or is it they worship this fool and dont want to upset him?
 

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Has anyone noticed not one Port fan posting on this thread. Could it be that they know F-U is actually one of them posing as a WC supporter to gain some credibility or is it they worship this fool and dont want to upset him?
Maybe I should start a poll, because it definately looks like the cat has got the tounge of F-U's followers. I didnt realise Port fans were F-U's b.itches.
 
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