Is footy better than sex?

[InTheBack!]

no

 

[Sydneyfan]

There's arguments both for and against, it's depends on your past experiences I guess

Footy always lasts at least 2 hours!
You get a regular weekly dosage of footy during the winter season, which is nice but possibly not enough!
You can enter both a footy game and sex with a degree of nervous energy and anticipation but can end with feelings of either elation or disappointment
Footy is always there during winter

I could probably think of a few more if you like

Cheers,
Ben

 

[Crow54]

I remember when the Crows won their first p/ship in 1997 and Chad Rintoul said it was better than sex...and his team mates said he must be having sex with the wrong people!! he he he

 

[JUBJUB]

It might depend on which team you barrack for.
I'm sure Essendon supporters would rate footy higher,yet St Kilda supporters would prefer sex.

It would be interesting to find out what Adam Hueskes thinks is better

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"He is a loathsome offensive brute,yet I can't look away".

 

[6ULDV8]

Knowing Adam Heuskes, he's probably cut out the middleman and tried to have sex with a footy!

 

[Grendel]

This thread was done way back in the early days of BigFooty.

I stick by what i said then, the best thing about both footy and sex is when you go down to the pub after either and talk about it with your mates!

[This message has been edited by Grendel (edited 24 November 2000).]

 

[Simple Mathematician]

Don't ask me, I never could not get the footy either.

 

[walshy1993]

ask spidey

 

[lioness]

Ummmm I would have to say no

depends on what game it is though, a few have come close to being better than sex.........but ummmmmm nah, can't decide

lol

 

[Frodo]

Come again

 

[sandie]

No, but a close second.

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mantis

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Frodo:
Come again
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So FRODO
I guess thats a vote for sex

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"He is a loathsome offensive brute,yet I can't look away".

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

They are both the same aren't they?

Whoever comes first is the winner!!!!

 

[Mags]

Sex Is Better!

Depends if she is good at it thougth! If she isnt then footy is better!

But hey u can get kicked outta sex and footy!

 

[Frodo]

You don't have to wear a condom at a footy match.(ouch)
You can't catch aids from watching a footy match
You can drink beer while watching a footy match
You don't have to give the footy match an orgasm
A footy match can't wait til later
You don't need to shower before a footy match
You can score more than once at a footy match
You cant make a footy match pregnant
There are more behinds in a footy match.
Its harder to be out on the full in a footy match

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Sorry Frodo

But in sex or footy, I'm not particularly interested in the behinds!!!!!!!

 

[sandie]

ODN
I prefer to come first at the footy, but prefer a draw with sex. Lol

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mantis

 

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk:
Well i prefer both at the same time anyway!

i mean c'mon half times gotta cum in handy for something and as for quarter time well sometimes u just gotta make do with a quickie!

Why do I get the feeling you're not being facetious?

 

[Lover]

Footy and sex?
Ah,it's a man's world.

 

[lioness]

OK I decided..........being with the man I love is ALWAYS gonna top footy, sorry all.

I'm in love, what can I say.

 

[sikblond]

god what a hard one-well lets say after the sex i ahd last night sex pips footy at the full time siren...and he supports the same team as me so sex and going to the footy take on a whole new meaning,before the game,quickies at quarters,halfie at half and after the game its all sirens blowing

 

[Grendel]

ODN, is this where i say id rather score a behind in sex than in footy? Nah better not

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You say what you want Grendel.

I'm not touching it.....

Look, it's a ball sport. It can be rough depending on which team you are on, hard to find an even surface to get a foothold on, all that slipping and sliding, hips, shoulders, frantic pace, rapid scoring, huge atmosphere, losts of screaming, baulking, tackling, scragging, biting, pinching

Footy on the other hand.............

 

[lioness]

oh my god ODN, oh my god

LOL

 

[walshy1993]

frodo if you find the right girl she wont make you wear a condom, plus she will let you have sex while u drink beer and watch the footy

everyone remember the scene from there is something about mary??