IS MAGPIE JOFFA ACTUALLY THE GIMP?

[kymhodgemansmo]

Well, that seems to me to be the only logical observation.

 

[JUBJUB]

Don't you mean "Is Magpie Joffa actually a pimp ?"

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"Absatively Posilutely"

 

[sabre_ac]

Originally posted by kymhodgemansmo:
Well, that seems to me to be the only logical observation.

Your gimp ?

 

[sandie]

Hey you guys, stop being mean to my future husband number 3.

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mantis

 

[kymhodgemansmo]

I certainly hope he aint my gimp sabre.

Perhaps he is from the same stable as Dean Wallis, another well know gimp in AFL circles.

 

[sabre_ac]

Originally posted by kymhodgemansmo:
I certainly hope he aint my gimp sabre.

Perhaps he is from the same stable as Dean Wallis, another well know gimp in AFL circles.

Well is he chained in your basement dressed in leather?

If so id say you got yourself a gimp!!

 

[kymhodgemansmo]

I didn't realise this was a BDSM site, but the interpretation is correct.

But he certainly aint in my basement, however there must be a shelter somewhere, perhaps at sandie's house, where behind her petulant but seemingly quite sweet existence may just live a Dominatrix of some vigour.

Now that ought to ruffle some further ignorance from her.

Cheers
Kymbo

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by sandie:
Hey you guys, stop being mean to my future husband number 3.

Sandie, don't you mean future EX-husband number 3.

 

[sandie]

Same Olds
Got it in one

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mantis

 

[magpie_joffa]

WOW im a GIMP 'schucks'
im kinda enbarrassed at the flattery!!

SANDIE
please explain husband number 3
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Oh have a nice day.

GO PIES I LUV YA!!

 

[sandie]

Joffa
My previous two were past their use by dates

Cheers

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mantis

 

[JUBJUB]

SANDIE
Didn't you like the goods so you traded it in for a new model ?

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"Absatively Posilutely"

 

[sandie]

Jub Jub
Yep traded them both for newer models, they got too old

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mantis

 

[Hawkforce.]

Got too old? Why didn't they get rid of you first?

 

[sandie]

Hawkforce
Cause they knew they had the best & didn't want to lose me.

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mantis

 

[Hawkforce.]

The best at what? Ironing your wrinkles....just kidding.