Is there a single redeeming feature of living in Melbourne

[Dazlington]

Horrendous traffic
Crime capital of australia
African gangs
Leftie politicians who throw away billions in tax payers cash
Little to no idea about anything outside of 50km from where they live
Peasant afl clubs
Peasant afl fans
Peasant afl media
AFL house a joke (remember when they changed their name to Yes)
s**t weather
No beaches
Homelessness galore
House prices in a gigantic bubble
Dated sporting facilities
Rubbish local level sporting facilities
Overzealous and self loathing local councils
Corrupt unions

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to live in such a depressing place. Always makes me lol when interstate sides beat lol vics in the big dance and the media sook about it for months after or commend the other team for being “brave”.

 

[Spongebob]

1. You don’t live here.

/thread

 

[Dazlington]

1. You don’t live here.

/thread

Example 1a of Victorian denial / butt soreness

 

[harry000]

#1 most liveable city in the world

 

[Dazlington]

#1 most liveable city in the world

According to melbourneans

Sad thing is some of them seem to actually believe that

 

[harry000]

According to melbourneans

Sad thing is some of them seem to actually believe that

No, like officially.

 

[Dazlington]

No, like officially.
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Incorrect. Vienna is

But you act like people actually give a s**t about what some obscure ranking system shits out after bribes

 

[harry000]

Incorrect. Vienna is

But you act like people actually give a s**t about what some obscure ranking system shits out after bribes

Aw s**t we slipped to 2nd, the horror!

Where is Brisbane on the list?

 

[Dazlington]

Aw s**t we slipped to 2nd, the horror!

Where is Brisbane on the list?

Any list where Adelaide is in the top 10 is not one I want to be a part of

 

[Art Corvelay]

Does OP live in QLD? If so, ‘nuff said.

 

[Dazlington]

Does OP live in QLD? If so, ‘nuff said.

Queensland is elite.

Great weather
Low crime (except in butt * nowhere outback communities)
Best beaches in the world
Little to no traffic
Local Sporting facilities are the envy of the nation
A lot less lefties (confined to inner Brisbane)
Larger houses for much cheaper
Minimal gang crime

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Melbourne has no Fraser Anning or Pauline Hanson, but we have plenty of eggs.

 

[Dazlington]

Melbourne has no Fraser Anning or Pauline Hanson, but we have plenty of eggs.

You have juLiar Gillard, Adam “cuck” Brandt, Dickie De natalie and Ricky Muir

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

You have juLiar Gillard, Adam “genius” Brandt, Dickie De natalie and Ricky Muir

Melt noted.

 

[bontshow]

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to live in such a depressing place

Higher wages to compensate for having to live here

 

[Dazlington]

Higher wages to compensate for having to live here

That’s not even true. Victoria is middle of the road in terms of average wages

 

[harry000]

That’s not even true. Victoria is middle of the road in terms of average wages

You are middle of the road in terms of posting abilities

 

[Dazlington]

You are middle of the road in terms of posting abilities

Generous

 

[Turnover]

Queensland is elite.

Great weather
Low crime (except in butt **** nowhere outback communities)
Best beaches in the world
Little to no traffic
Local Sporting facilities are the envy of the nation
A lot less lefties (confined to inner Brisbane)
Larger houses for much cheaper
Minimal gang crime

The people of Queensland are weird. Can’t wait to travel there and take in the local sporting facilities.

 

[Dazlington]

The people of Queensland are weird. Can’t wait to travel there and take in the local sporting facilities.

Not a big sports player. For a so call sporting capital Melbourne has a lot of obese, hipsters and short people who have never played a game in their lives

 

[bontshow]

That’s not even true. Victoria is middle of the road in terms of average wages

Must just be me then. Carry on

 

[Dazlington]

Must just be me then. Carry on

Yes we are all very proud of you for holding down your janitors position

 

[RedVest4]

go you pups get in here and defend your s**t truck city

 

[Benny78]

Horrendous traffic
Crime capital of australia
African gangs
Leftie politicians who throw away billions in tax payers cash
Little to no idea about anything outside of 50km from where they live
Peasant afl clubs
Peasant afl fans
Peasant afl media
AFL house a joke (remember when they changed their name to Yes)
s**t weather
No beaches
Homelessness galore
House prices in a gigantic bubble
Dated sporting facilities
Rubbish local level sporting facilities
Overzealous and self loathing local councils
Corrupt unions

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to live in such a depressing place. Always makes me lol when interstate sides beat lol vics in the big dance and the media sook about it for months after or commend the other team for being “brave”.

But QLD is full of redneck types who think Daniel Andrews burned taxpayers money because he didn't respond to blackmail. Why would Napthine sign a contract with the publics money to compensate firms if Andrews didn't build it? It seems to be because he's a zionist. He didn't give a s**t about the road for the public. It was about all his mates and donors getting their profits whether they built it or not!

That's why he wrote a contract to compensate his mates rather than write the EW link in the constitution or some buillshit. He's a treasonous pig who stole taxpayers money to keep his mates happy and if this was Russia I'd lynch him.

 

[Dazlington]

But QLD is full of redneck types who think Daniel Andrews burned taxpayers money because he didn't respond to blackmail. Why would Napthine sign a contract with the publics money to compensate firms if Andrews didn't build it? It seems to be because he's a zionist. He didn't give a s**t about the road for the public. It was about all his mates and donors getting their profits whether they built it or not!

That's why he wrote a contract to compensate his mates rather than write the EW link in the constitution or some buillshit. He's a treasonous pig who stole taxpayers money to keep his mates happy and if this was Russia I'd lynch him.

He literally took $1.3bn and threw it in the fire.

$1,300,000,000.00 of your tax payers money to do nothing. No return. No infrastructure. No social benefit. Nothing

The single most disgusting act of any politician in Australian history