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Is there anything better than a ham & cheese toastie?
By Karen Titstini
That first bite. That crunch. That ooze. Heaven. That smell. That warmth. That feeling. Is there anything better?
Anyone who's spent any length of time on this board can appreciate its awesomeness. The joy of winning. The pain of losing. That time when you spat coffee all over your computer. That time when you pissed yourself laughing on the train. We frequent this board for its entertainment and the pleasure its inhabitants provide us. And, of course, the schadenfreude.
The Wonders have always been THE team. Strong on the field, strong off the field. But something changed. No one can put an exact finger on it, but after their Season 17 Premiership, the Wonders crash landed harder than Dwayne Leverock.
Just five wins last season. And zero wins from seven games this season. They are the laughing stock of the league. They are headed for their first #wonderspoon in their history. No wonder (hehe) they are playing hot-potatoes with their captaincy. No one wants to take responsibility. Last season was the worst in their history, and this season doesn't look like it's going to be any better.
Rd 1 - L - 49 points
Rd 2 - L - 22 points
Rd 3 - L - 56 points
Rd 4 - L - 19 points
Rd 5 - L - 48 points
Rd 6 - L - 15 points
Rd 7 - L - 60 points
Who gives a * if they have 20 posters a week? No one cares. It's not the point of the game. They might have recruited some off-field guns in hen da man and Golumless, but while they continue to throw up LicoriceAllsorts on the field, they'll continue to lose.
But who really cares when and where the curse started. We just need to bask in the schadenfreude and all its glory. s**t performance after s**t performance. Loss after loss. Every time these players pull on the jumper they embarrass the Wonders' brand. We've seen #lolwonders trend in recent weeks. We've seen supporters' abuse on Twitter. Are we finally seeing the Wonders' just deserts?
So as you ponder the question, 'Is there anything better than a ham & cheese toastie?'. The answer is, yes. A Wonders' wooden spoon.
#wonderspoon
By Karen Titstini
That first bite. That crunch. That ooze. Heaven. That smell. That warmth. That feeling. Is there anything better?
Anyone who's spent any length of time on this board can appreciate its awesomeness. The joy of winning. The pain of losing. That time when you spat coffee all over your computer. That time when you pissed yourself laughing on the train. We frequent this board for its entertainment and the pleasure its inhabitants provide us. And, of course, the schadenfreude.
The Wonders have always been THE team. Strong on the field, strong off the field. But something changed. No one can put an exact finger on it, but after their Season 17 Premiership, the Wonders crash landed harder than Dwayne Leverock.
Just five wins last season. And zero wins from seven games this season. They are the laughing stock of the league. They are headed for their first #wonderspoon in their history. No wonder (hehe) they are playing hot-potatoes with their captaincy. No one wants to take responsibility. Last season was the worst in their history, and this season doesn't look like it's going to be any better.
Rd 1 - L - 49 points
Rd 2 - L - 22 points
Rd 3 - L - 56 points
Rd 4 - L - 19 points
Rd 5 - L - 48 points
Rd 6 - L - 15 points
Rd 7 - L - 60 points
Who gives a * if they have 20 posters a week? No one cares. It's not the point of the game. They might have recruited some off-field guns in hen da man and Golumless, but while they continue to throw up LicoriceAllsorts on the field, they'll continue to lose.
So where has the curse come from? Has Tigerglory made his way surreptitiously to the Wonders? You can't pin it on croweater 41 or ClarkeM, because they've captained Premierships before. You can't pin it on TheFreshBanana for shirking it, because they lost yesterday. You can't pin it on SSwans2011 (IKR, who the * is this guy?) as he's only captained one game. Maybe it's the qooty gods giving a big FU to the Wonders for their arrogance over the years.
But who really cares when and where the curse started. We just need to bask in the schadenfreude and all its glory. s**t performance after s**t performance. Loss after loss. Every time these players pull on the jumper they embarrass the Wonders' brand. We've seen #lolwonders trend in recent weeks. We've seen supporters' abuse on Twitter. Are we finally seeing the Wonders' just deserts?
So as you ponder the question, 'Is there anything better than a ham & cheese toastie?'. The answer is, yes. A Wonders' wooden spoon.
#wonderspoon
