Wayne Carey is one of the best two players ever. However, I'm not sure that he could teach anyone anything about forward play.
Maj, just fly headlong into this pack, take a chest mark and goal from 40m. Maj, when you're tired, just run full speed on legs of lead with a torn calf muscle to the next contest, take a pack mark and kick a goal from 55m. Maj, charge into the oncoming pack without a thought for your own safety, grab the footy and dish off a handball to someone running past you towards goal. Maj, just outplay 3 opponents who are scragging you and make them look like fools.
OK, that's enough for today, Maj. See you next week. We'll cover left foot banana goals from the boundary line, acting as a decoy or human shield for Drew or Blackie, kicking a goal from 50 after gathering on the wing and having 3 bounces and marking 60 out and hitting Boomer on the chest 20 out.