it's official, the dumbest bimbo in australia

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appeared on the letterman show as a contestant in the hello deli.

dave: what's your name?
bimbo: angelique

dave: where are you from?
bimbo: perth

dave: oh, that's right out west?
bimbo: yeah

dave: is it right on the indian ocean?
bimbo: i dont know, i didn't do geography

dave: now wait a minute, how far are you from the coast?
bimbo: about 20 minutes

dave: do you ever go to the beach?
bimbo: only in summer

dave: when you go to the beach and you over hear other ppl talking about that body of water, what name do they use?
bimbo: i dont know

this bimbo was 19/20 years old and you guested it, she was blond!!

she was serious. how the hell can someone go thru school in perth and not know that their city lies on the indian ocean???
can anyone really be this stupid??
 

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she was sort of average, 7/10, but what the hell's going on, how can you live in perth and not know your on the indian ocean??

you know, that big wet thing out west.......fair dinkum!!!
 

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Originally posted by noodnuts
how the hell can someone go thru school in perth and not know that their city lies on the indian ocean???
can anyone really be this stupid??
That's where Ashalea from Big Brother was educated.
 

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Re: Re: it's official, the dumbest bimbo in australia

Originally posted by 35eye
That's where Ashalea from Big Brother was educated.
Now there is Australia's dumbest bimbo...
'Who’s Nelson Mandela?'
'Where’s the Berlin Wall?'
'What’s NASA?'
'When I get home I’m going to be such a big recyclist.'
That testosterone is a 'male species.'
'If you have a camera somewhere that can find my lip gloss that would be really helpful.'
'Who’s Mike Fines?'
'I was going to ask BB to put the sun up 'cos like I thought he could do it.'
'I would never do this at home' (watching the watermelon).
'Do you know what? If that watermelon was pink I could stare at it for longer.'
'When you say nipple do you mean breast or eye?'
'Naïve? What does naïve mean? Doesn’t that mean stubborn?' (Merlin tells her it means 'clueless') 'Oh I love that movie!'
 

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There's plenty of people out there that are quite stupid. For example I know an 18 year old girl (also blonde ;) ) who needed confirmation that Jesus was "the guy on the cross" and a 25 year old bloke who hadn't heard of the terms "high brow" and "low brow", who then proceeded to call me a liar and claim that I made up the terms.

These are just every day people walking freely amoung society. One day, they may hold some sort of position of power, scary huh?
 

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Yeah, I had a friend who asked me, amongst others, the following things: 1. Are unicorns real? (and of all things, this was in a Biology class.) 2. Where was the Vietnam War? (Like before - this was in a History class...) Redhead though.

Or the chicks in my Physics lab who couldn't get their sound machine thing working (and they are all blonde). Tried and tried, concluded the machine was broken. Asked the demonstrator. Wasn't turned on.
 

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Yeah, there are quite a few idiots around.

My brother's mate once asked him a question when watching Saving Private Ryan or another WWII movie - "Is that guy a Nazi or is he a german?"
 

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Originally posted by The Old Dark Navy's
Since you share a lack of geography knowledge with this woman, let me give you the tip .... this ain't the AFL board.
What are u on about?.If u mean my view on the stupidity of the name "South Australia",I think i can TELL north from south,east from west for that matter as well.
 

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Originally posted by BomberGal
Yeah, I had a friend who asked me, amongst others, the following things: 1. Are unicorns real? (and of all things, this was in a Biology class.) 2. Where was the Vietnam War? (Like before - this was in a History class...) Redhead though.

Or the chicks in my Physics lab who couldn't get their sound machine thing working (and they are all blonde). Tried and tried, concluded the machine was broken. Asked the demonstrator. Wasn't turned on.
Were u one who tried to turn the machine on as well?.I believe u are a Blonde 2.
 

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Originally posted by Bombers 2003
Were u one who tried to turn the machine on as well?.I believe u are a Blonde 2.
WTF?

a) No. We work in groups in physics lab, and I'm not in theirs. I sat and laughed at them.
b) I'm a brunette....:confused:
 

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Originally posted by BomberGal
WTF?

a) No. We work in groups in physics lab, and I'm not in theirs. I sat and laughed at them.
b) I'm a brunette....:confused:
Well we got that straight now,ok you're a Brunette.And the biggest Ditz know is also a Brunette.
 

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The above couple of posts are awfully confusing.

We all know people that aren't bright. People that we went to school with, exes etc, and thats where I've seen quite a few ditzy fools.

One ex, thick as two planks, really couldn't provide any conversation that was interesting, got better conversation out of my younger brother. AND..... She didn't know anything about sport :eek: :eek: :eek: (Black Hair)

People I used to go to school with, worst was a chick (blonde) who shook a test-tube... Without anything stopping the chemicals from exiting... Fun lesson that one :D .
 

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Originally posted by Homer
People I used to go to school with, worst was a chick (blonde) who shook a test-tube... Without anything stopping the chemicals from exiting... Fun lesson that one :D .
Ohh, science classes always bring out the idiots...

Had one guy, in Year 8, who left a gas tap on for probably 20-30 minutes. Nobody seemed to notice the gas smell. Anywho...he lit a match, and boom...the whole wall went up in flames, as did the fish tank. :D
 

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Originally posted by BomberGal
Ohh, science classes always bring out the idiots...

Had one guy, in Year 8, who left a gas tap on for probably 20-30 minutes. Nobody seemed to notice the gas smell. Anywho...he lit a match, and boom...the whole wall went up in flames, as did the fish tank. :D
In Grade 11, a fella put the razor from a sharpener in an electric socket, and later on he aimlessly flicked the switch... A circuit shorted and a whole heap of windows broke... Funny stuff, no-one did anything about until they got sick and tired of copy-cats :D
 
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Originally posted by Bombers 2003
What are u on about?
The fact that you used a non football topic on the Media and Entertainment board to have a juvenile shot at Carlton supporters made me think you must have lost your directions to the AFL board. Savvy?
 
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