ITT Bay 13 Tastefully Reinvent ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm’

[A Cut Above]

Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O
And on this plot of land he had numerous thesauruses
E-I-E-I-O
With a long word here
A complicated statement there
******* long sentances everywhere
Dermott Brereton owned a particular plot of land in which he cultivated crops and developed animals for food and milk
E-I-E-I-O

Brian Taylor had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a WOWEEE BIG BOY MAC-A-VOY!!!
E-I-E-I-O
With a Package here,
And a Big Mummy there,
Here a Ling, there a Richo
Whatddya reckon Darce?
Brian Tay.. that was outta bounds, that was outta bounds! THAT WAS OUTTA BOUNDS!!!
Shut-Your-Far-King-Face

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Bruce McAvaney had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on this farm he had some goo
E-I-E-I-O
With a poppy here
A delicious cryil there
A Caress here, Down the throat there
Bruce McAvaney had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Richmond tigers had a farm
EIEIO
And for 30 years it had been in drought
EIEIO
With a Tambling here, a Ty Vickery there
Finish fifth, beat by ninth
Something something ninth ninth
Richmond tigers had a farm
EIEIO

 

[Bayer_]

Tyreboyz he had a farm
EIEIO
And on that farm he had a flat
EIEIO
With a flat tyre here, and a hot cousin there
Shut up D\H! Everywhere
Tyreboyz he had a farm
EIEIO

 

[Damp Squarie]

David Kochy had a farm
E I E I O
And on that farm he grew bananas
E I E I O
With a chuck chuck here
And a racist there
Here a foot there a mouth
Everything is going south

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

David Kochy had a farm
E I E I O
And on that farm he grew bananas
E I E I O
With a chuck chuck here
And a racist there
Here a foot there a mouth
Everything is going south

Bit of an update on this one. Kochie has actually sold that farm to China.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Nathan Buckley had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm Collingwood were shit

 

[Benwah83]

Joe Daniher had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a barn
E-I-E-I-O
With a shanked kick here
And a shanked kick there
The side of the barn
Had nothing to fear
Joe Daniher had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Damp Squarie]

Tanya Hird she had a Studfarm
E I E I O
And on that farm she was a horse
E I E I O
With a Hexa-relin here
And a Thyomysin there
Here a Pep there a tide
Everywhere a Peptide

 

[RelaxMax]

Bradley Scott he had a brother
E-I-E-I-O
And the one looked like the other
E-I-E-I-O
With a boo-hoo here and a boo-hoo there
Here a sook, there a spat
Which one am I looking at?
Christopher Scott he had a brother
E-I-E-I-O

 

[A Cut Above]

Stephen Motlop had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a OH SHIT A CONTEST
E-I-E-I-O
With a finger twirl here
And a mega squib there
Gonna go, don't wanna stay
Does the min to earn his pay
Stephen Motlop had a farm
Happy-To-See-Him-Go

 

[Bayer_]

Apostrophe Jade's had a forum
EIEIO
And on that forum was a Sooz
EIEIO
With a Meltstaff here and a fat wrist there
Here a Bing, there a Queen, everywhere a shitpost.
Apostrophe Jade's had a forum
EIEIO

 

[RelaxMax]

Speak your mind on Bay 13
E-I-E-I-O
Post anything just keep it clean
E-I-E-I-O
If you're a flog then take a punt
Just beware the occasional campaigner
Speak your mind on Bay 13
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Allan Richardson had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had some Saints
E-I-E-I-O
They won some flags and oh wait......

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Dimma Hardwick had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a spud
E-I-E-I-O
With a spud spud here and a Vickery there
Heres the Hawks, with a million bux
Dimma Hardwick sold his spud
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Back One Out]

Alistair Clarkson sold the farm
J-O, J-O-M
And on that farm he had no mids
J-O, J-O-M
With a draft pick here
And a draft pick there
Here a draft pick, there a draft pick
Everywhere a draft pick
Alistair Clarkson sold the farm
J-O, J-O-M

 

[Senor Ed]

Ole McPlugger had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had 1 flag
E-I-E-I-O
With a free kick here
And melt melt there
Here a free kick, there a free kick
Everywhere a melt melt
Ole McPlugger had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Bomber Thompson had some land
EIEIO
And that farmland was zoned rural
EIEIO
With a kickback here, and a nudge/wink there
Suddenly old Bomber's a huge millionaire
Bomber Thompson sold his land
EIEIO

 

[Back One Out]

Old Jobe Watson had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Brownlow
E-I-E-I-O
With a jab jab here
And a jab jab there
Here's an infraction, there's an appeal
And everywhere's a 12 month ban
They took away Old Jobe's Brownlow
E-I-E-I-O

 

[vjknight]

tom hawkins had a farm
owned by a distant relative
EIEIO
joe daniher had a farm
owned by a distant relative
EIEIO
sheeds makes a stupid noise
gillon says yes to help country boys
tom and joeboy joe and tomboy
EIEIO

 

[Art Corvelay]

Old Hodgey had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a beer
E-I-E-I-O
With a broom broom here
And a blow in the bag there
Here's my license, there's a good bloke
Wingard nearly got his neck broke
Old Hodgey had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[vjknight]

old mcdonald had a farm
brett deledio
old mcdonald had a farm
ron de lulio

 

[Art Corvelay]

Old Burnsy had a podcast
E-I-E-I-O
And on that podcast he has some flogs
E-I-E-I-O
With a Dansy here
And a Cooksy there
There's a Morgsy, here's a Peensy
What happened to the old campaigner Teachy ?
Old Burnsy had a podcast
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Old Mick Malthouse had a job
E-I-E-I-O
And on that job he had some spuds
E-I-E-I-O
Sell eddie here
Get daisy there
Spud player here, spud player there
Old Mick Malthouse lost his job
Cause he's a bitter campaigner
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Bayer_]

Old Mario had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm there were unspecified charges
E-I-E-I-O
With a policeman here, and a rap sheet there
A few years in the clink sharing rooms with a bear
Old Mario had a farm
E-I-E-I-O